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Kismit

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You see there was this skinny guy, on a push bike, wearing glasses. The kind of guy who's arms seem way to long for the rest of his body. And the thing about his arms was that they appeared to have a completely detatched mind of there own. You know the body stayed stiff and straight and the arms just sort of wobbled around his knee line all by themselves.

Oh, I should at this point say I was at the Supermarket and this guy was out the front. And it wasn't his mismatched limbs I noticed it was his T.Shirt.

His T.Shirt was black it had 3 letters on it, it said F.B.I.!!

I didn't believe him, not after I noticed the home made chip board trolley attatched to the back of his bike. I figure real F.B.I. agents would have a trolley made of space aged polymer or teflon, not old chip board. Unless ofcourse this guy was under cover, but then why wear the T.Shirt?

Any how I get kinda scarred when I see people like that down the street and I try to make sure I walk at a safe but polite distance. I once lived in a city known as Dunedin, it was full of scary people who yelled at walls and smelled like they where perhaps yelling at the wall because they thought the wall had urinated on them.

Back to the story, I was almost in the supermarket and the guy leans toward me and says..."It's going to be tough going this afternoon" My mind raced, the evil inner me wanted to reply, " The sparrow flys west over Paruguay" just to see if this guy was using some kinda secret F.B.I. code but the scarred and more practicle side of me said,"Umm yes." and raced in behind the safety of the glass doors.

I think I have one of those faces that old people, small children and the slightly disasociative members of society are atracted to.

I feel like I wrote a Snuffy blog and I should end it with words like Be good to each other or somethin about chilluns, but I won't I think I'll just put in a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Parts of this story may have been slightly exagerated for your my enjoyment, but the F.B.I. shirt was just so damn funny on that guy, I had to blog it.

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I see the wavy arms people a lot here, too. They walk around like they have no motor control at all, but are trying very hard to keep a book balanced on top of their head. I don't know if this is the same thing or not, but that's what I pictured. :yes:

I also love it when there's a Snuffy reference in another person's blog! For this you get cookies!

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That's the wavy arm people allright. I think they're a whole new species or perhaps this is special F.B.I. training, this makes me wonder do the C.I.A. train people to yell at walls and urinate on themselves....Hmmmm! :hmm:

Thank you for the cookies. I shall endevour try to put a Snuffy reference into my blog as often as I can remember to.

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