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Ay dios mio, one week left till my birthday!

=-O

Don't forget.

Or else.

College snowdays=I decide not to go to class all week because I don't wanna dig my car out of snow for an 8:00 class, so instead I get drunk and stoned all day.

SNOW WEEK.

Done with classes for today+pallies+NEW NINTENDO WII=Stoned and sore all over. Far too much movement for videojuegos, especially considering the amount of moving I usually do.

K bye.

I lied.

I gots me dem thousand pizosts, yo.

New Rome in 11 days=fun for the whole family. But don't watch it with your family.

Also, The Wire>>>other shows on TV.

Which leads into today's topic: why does almost all television SUCK?

I, myself, cannot watch any kind of network comedy or drama because they will all invariably be the same lame recycled crap with a stupid laugh track or dumb "intense" music. The reason most televsion SUCKS is, of course, the fact that most people are too stupid to know quality programming(or music) if it bit them in their stupid swollen asses.

Let's kick the ballistics here:
Deadwood=One of the best shows that has ever existed, ever, in a state of limbo after three seasons after HBO doesn't renew the actors' contracts.
Rome=Currently one of the best shows on TV, probably won't go past its second season.
Carnivale=Worst ending to any show EVER, because it was cancelled when it wasn't supposed to be.
Stella=Cancelled after one season.

Which leaves The Wire and Rome as the best shows on right now.

Meanwhile...Carlos Mencia is allowed to draw breath, let alone make a "comedy" show. The OC exists. Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives are among the most popular shows on TV.

Clearly, life is stacked against those of us intelligent enough to know the difference between quality and crap.

It's true.

My sister was listening to Panic at the Disco the other day. This makes me sad, because Panic at the Disco is probably the worst, most over the top, LAMEST band that has ever existed, in the history of the world. And I mean that with no exaggeration. They're at the very least the worst English speaking band the world has ever seen.

Thoughts?

Three stars now?

Everyone=DEAD TO ME.

I had a five star rating a few days ago, who's the jerk who lowered it to four? I want answers, I want them now, and I want painful, bloody revenge because that's WEAK.

So I've been gone for a little while for various reasons, but now I'm back...but I can't even really put into words how I feel right now. I've spent literally ten minutes staring at a blank screen trying to think of what to write, and the words come...but then I delete them. I want it to be just right. Also, I don't really want this getting deleted for being "hateful" or "inflammatory," but that's just how I roll.

Anyway, my last post was in a thread in which I refuse to post again, solely because I dont want to throw it horribly off topic...again. But there's a certain clown within that thread...a certain clown who shall remain nameless...and this clown got me thinking...why isn't there some sort of test or something where you have to exhibit a certain intellectual capacity in order to be allowed to use the internet? Why is it that any clown can get on a computer and start spewing out idiocy under the guise of legitimate thought? Why do we accept these people's opinions, when they don't even have enough of a grasp of language to form complete sentences, or know words that exist?

Now I know a lot of you are probably thinking, "But hey, Drippy, a lot, if not most, of your posts are completely ridiculous! Why shouldn't we let the idiots talk?" And now I answer you, sirs and madams, and tell you that if you're too stupid to have realized it already, my posts are, for the most part, completely facetious and absurd. Do I really advocate the wholesale slaughter of stingrays because they killed Steve Irwin? Of course not. Do I really believe women are inferior to men? Well...yes. But only because they are. Here's the difference between me and idiots: they believe the stupid things they say. They try in vain to legitimize their stupidity, to pawn off their idiocy as coherent thought. What I don't understand, what bugs me so much, is why we let them. Why do we, in the name of a "friendly atmosphere" or whatever, tolerate such gross mental deficiency? Idiots need to be lambasted for their idiocy. They need to be called out on their ridiculousness.

This brings me, in an odd stream of consciousness sort of way, to my next thought; why say something on the internet you wouldn't have the gall to say to someone to their face? Why do people have to become tough guys on the internet? Why is it, that simply because you may never meet the person you're talking to, you feel as though you can say something that, if you said it in real life, would get you knocked out? I honestly hope people learn, though. I'm not going to lie and claim that I don't wish violence on anyone...I do. Many people. Many people deserve to be victims of violence, for whatever reason. And some just need to learn lessons. I absolutely believe that there are some people who would benefit greatly from being thrown a beating, however severe. Just something to shut them up for a while, and to teach them to think about what they say before they say it. To be a smarmy, smug, pseudo-intellectual to someone you'll never meet is all well and good...but do it to someone in person, particularly when that person has just finished wiping the floor with your pathetic argument. Flash them that smug, self absorbed grin...or don't, because it may well be the last time you have all the teeth necessary to flash it.

Long story short: Clown, I'm smarter than you. Clearly, I'm better than you. And it doesn't bring me a single ounce of shame to say that apparently, I'm much pettier than you. But really, I don't care. You're a clown, and until you get your ass beat, and maybe even after, you'll always be a clown.

I HATE clowns.