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A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask
for his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying ******?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, no, Doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin.

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired
as to the progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, Doctor, 'twas
horrid. Just terrible!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard de
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With
one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me
clothes to tatters he did, and then, Lard Tunderin Jaysus, didn't he
take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on
the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not
good?"

"No, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in
25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again.

I am not brave enough to put this on the forum, so I will put it here and see if anyone finds it.

I found out we had a hole in the floor in our storage closet....well, we now have mice. I caught a big fat one, and I thought I was done, then I saw another one last night. SO, out go the traps again. I just heard a snap, and went to go and check and it was a tiny little baby. It didn't die right away. I cried when I saw it. The back was broken and there was nothing I could do, if I threw it outside it would just suffer more. Times liek that are when I need a man in the house.....although, knowing the guys I know, I'd still have to deal with the mouse!

Have you felt that there were things you were meant to do with your life? You ignored the drive to follow your instincts. Years later a similar feeling invades you, similar happenings start popping up in your life, it’s almost like déjà vu or a huge circle in your life to get you back to where you can once again choose to follow the forces pushing you to the one thing you were put here on this earth to do? It feels that way to me. I just need to figure out where I am supposed to be and what I am supposed to be doing.