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For my fellow Canadians.............

Posted by glorybebe , 04 August 2007 · 84 views

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask
for his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying ******?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, no, Doctor, I couldn't do dat," she said.  "He won't even take an

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't
even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired
as to the progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, Doctor, 'twas
horrid.  Just terrible!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard de
effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With
one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me
clothes to tatters he did, and then, Lard Tunderin Jaysus, didn't he
take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on
the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?", asked  the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not

"No, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in
25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again.

LOL, Boston Creme?
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i want timmies now  mellow.gif
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I just had some!   tongue.gif
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QUOTE(coldethyl @ Aug 6 2007, 12:59 PM)
I just had some!   tongue.gif

I love their coffee!  And their maple pecan danishes, yummy!
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laugh.gif  clap.gif I Love that one! Sounds like a true neufy too! yes.gif  thumbup.gif
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