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I Am Referred to "Buulde", Adjutant to the Staff Guild

Posted by IronGhost , 29 July 2011 · 514 views

Dr. 58
Opening Statement: We open our minds and send forth our consciousness, seeking that individual known as Furstus, Master of the Staff Guild.

(Note: The planchette at first only creaked back and forth as if clogged with interdimensional static, so we tried again, several times, and finally were rewarded with letter selections from the board.)

ANSWER: SIR, THY NEEDS?

Question: Greetings! Do we speak with Furstus of the Staff Guild?

ANSWER: YES, SIR

Question: Tell me, Furstus, do you have news of Gefraim?

ANSWER: SIR, NO.

Question: Furtus, what I’m trying to find out, if by luck or chance or by perhaps by Gefraim’s own resourcefulness, if he was he able to free himself from his imprisonment at the hands of that beast we call the Man Thing Entity. Can you tell us anything?

ANSWER: A TWITCH OF THE STAFF, SIR. (Long Pause). SIR, GEFRAIM REMAINS IN BONDAGE.

Question: Is he alive and well?

ANSWER: SIR, WE ASCERTAIN HE IS ALIVE.

Question: Why can’t you help him?

ANSWER: SIR, THIS IS NOT OUR WAY BY ANCIENT WRIT.

Question: I was afraid you would say that. Furtus, let me ask you this. I received instruction from Gefraim as to the proper crafting of my own Staff. Gefraim advised me to select willow as the basis for my personal Staff. I now have reason to believe that oak will be a better choice for my needs. Will this be in compliance with the strictures of the Staff Guild?

ANSWER: GEFRAIM COUNSELED WILLOW?

Question: Yes. May I select oak instead? Obviously, Gefraim himself is not available to advise me.

ANSWER: SIR, I WOULD REFER THEE TO BUULDE. A TWITCH OF THE STAFF, SIR.

(Note: We assumed this ‘Buulde’ was some other representative of the Staff Guild. Why we were being passed on to him seemed unusual, but I suppose The Staff Guild works in mysterious ways!)

Question: Are we to believe we are in contact with Buulde?

ANSWER: SIR, I AM BUULDE.

Question: Are you also a member of the Staff Guild, Mr. Buulde?

ANSWER: SIR, I AM NOT MRBUULDE.

Question: Hmmm. You are not “Mr.” Buulde. Are you Miss or perhaps Maid Buulde?

ANSWER: SIR?

Question: Are you a male or a female?

ANSWER: SIR, I AM ADJUTANT TO THE STAFF GUILD.

Question: Are you a human being? A person?

ANSWER: NOT NECESSARILY, SIR.

(Note: Grab my head. Moan. Look across at my Ouija co-pilot, Brian. I say, “For Christ’s sake!” Brain shrugs. We continue).

Question: What exactly are you in your capacity as Adjutant to the Staff Guild?

ANSWER: SIR, I AM ADJUTANT TO THE GUILD.

Question: Well what the hell ARE you … a … a ... GOBLIN?

ANSWER: SIR?

Question: Ahhhhh!!! Do you manifest in physical form? At least tell us that!

ANSWER: YES, SIR.

(Note: Again, as always seems to be the case involving Dr. 58 crappola, we must seriously resist being drawn into another rabbit hole. I discipline myself to move on with the business at hand).

Question: (Deep breath). Buulde, Furstus referred my case to you. I have a simple question. I have been advised by Gefraim to construct my personal Staff using willow wood. I have reason to believe that I should select oak as my substance of choice. Will there be any problem with using oak wood rather than willow wood for my Staff?

ANSWER: SIR, GEFRAIM IS OF THE GUILD IN GOOD STANDING. PERHAPS WILLOW WILL SUIT YOUR NEEDS?

Question: Let me tell you something about our friend Gefraim – he is not standing as well as he used to be. He is imprisoned in a vat of lard. Does this concern you, and can you be of aid to Gefraim in your capacity as Adjutant to the Guild?

ANSWER: SIR, GUILD PRECEPTS ARE CLEAR IN THIS REGARD.

Question: Okay. So, to my primary question as to the oak. Can is choose oak over willow and will my work still be sanctioned in the eyes of the Staff Guild?

ANSWER: SIR, I MUST TAKE YOUR REQUEST TO CONCLAVE WHERE I WILL APPEAL ON YOUR BEHALF.

Question: What!!!!????????????  Jeepers, I can’t believe this is such a big deal! You have to discuss this whole issue with some kind of conclave of …. What? …. Staff Guild members?

ANSWER: SIR, THE CONCLAVE IS THE VENUE TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE.

Question: Well, how long will it take to make a decision?

ANSWER: SIR, THE CONCLAVE CANNOT BE GUIDED BY TIME, ONLY BY CORRECTNESS.

Question: (Moans! Moan, moans, moans!)  Well, why don’t you guys just all grab your Staffs, march over to wherever Gefraim is being held and maybe … I don’t know … twitch your Staffs, or use them to blast some kind of heat rays, or something, and win freedom for Gefraim so that he can help me personally?

ANSWER: SIR, YOUR HELPFUL SUGGESTION DOES NOT ENJOY THE ADVANTAGE OF PRACTICALITY.

Question: I was afraid you would say something like that. Well, when can I expect the Conclave to act upon my request?

ANSWER: SIR, THE CONCLAVE CANNOT INCORPORATE TIME IN ITS PROCEEDINGS.

Question: Whateeeevvvveeerrrr! I guess I will have to check back with you in the near future. How about if I contact you again in a few hours, later today?

ANSWER: SIR, THE INCLUSION OF TIME WOULD NOT …”

Question:  Alright!  Alright! No time! No time! I will check back with you in context of the Eternal Singularity of the Now! How’s that?

ANSWER: SIR, I, BUULDE, WILL FAITHFULLY ADJUDICATE YOUR CONCERN AT THE CONCLAVE.

Question: Thank you, Buulde! I know I can count on you, Buulde! I will check back with you. Good-bye!

ANSWER: GOOD-BYE.

PLEASE VISIT: MINNESOTA PARANORMALA





The Albatross
Jul 29 2011 07:51 PM
It's getting very interesting IronGhost!

Please keep it coming.  

One aspect I find so fascinating, is how close the dimensions must be to our own.  For while they have plenty that is different, much is the same.  For instance the fact that there are the tree species Willow and Oak...and presumably many others similar.  Yet in so many respects there are things existing in that dimension that do not exist here, do not have the same names etc.

Are there sessions you conducted with some of the more knowledgable entities (Helix-master, Mommy, the !qxqx! fellow,) that explain the aspects of these dimensions more thoroughly?  

For instance, when Mommy warned of "Dimensional Drift" and used the metaphor of you being like a leaf on the end of a tree branch blowing in the wind, with things coming in and out of focus, this was amazingly informative.  I don't want you to get sidetracked with this narrative (because frankly---it's AWESOME), but if you ever published more on that topic in the future I will be waiting with baited breath:-)

As you have stated many times...the simplest sentence brings up 10,000 questions!  Whew!
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The Albatross, on 29 July 2011 - 02:51 PM, said:

It's getting very interesting IronGhost!

Please keep it coming.  

One aspect I find so fascinating, is how close the dimensions must be to our own.  For while they have plenty that is different, much is the same.  For instance the fact that there are the tree species Willow and Oak...and presumably many others similar.  Yet in so many respects there are things existing in that dimension that do not exist here, do not have the same names etc.

Are there sessions you conducted with some of the more knowledgable entities (Helix-master, Mommy, the !qxqx! fellow,) that explain the aspects of these dimensions more thoroughly?  

For instance, when Mommy warned of "Dimensional Drift" and used the metaphor of you being like a leaf on the end of a tree branch blowing in the wind, with things coming in and out of focus, this was amazingly informative.  I don't want you to get sidetracked with this narrative (because frankly---it's AWESOME), but if you ever published more on that topic in the future I will be waiting with baited breath:-)

As you have stated many times...the simplest sentence brings up 10,000 questions!  Whew!

Lol, 'whew!' sums it up for me, too. Yes, to your question about the similarities between dimensions, I ave tons of information on this from MOMMY, and others. At times a certain complex picture emerges, but these discussions also very quickly lead down all kinds of avenues -- any one apsect of which, can result in genrating pages of information. It's mind-numbingly difficult.

One way to look at it is this, and this is a point Mommy made to me: Take the genentic code ofthe human being. Alter the DNA my just one or two percent, and all of a sudden you get an entirely different animal -- a chimp, say. We may share 98.5% of the same genentic aspects, but there are huge differences -- yet huge similarities.

So, alter the confoguration of one universe just slightly from it's parallel "neighbor" and you get universes remarkably similar, yet hugely different. I think the Dr. 58 Universe is incredibly colose to ours, but just slight alterations magnify when they branch out and spread into a separate environment.

Thanks for you kind comments and cogent observations, Albatross.

MINNESOTA PARANORMALA
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Robin_Shadowes
Jul 30 2011 02:46 AM
After all those long months on hiatus I'm glad Dr 58, Mommy and all the other more or less strange entities are back. It doesn't matter if people believe in it or not because it is never boring. All the twists and turns makes it interesting to follow. I realy hope you can save Gefraim from the vat of lard. I really feel sorry for the fellow.
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The Albatross
Aug 01 2011 07:32 PM
Yep, the vat of lard sounds like a terrible situation.

This is transdimensional extortion, is what it is.  The MTE is trying to get Ken to convince Dr. 58 to go to Minnesota.  That's just an absurd proposition.  See here.  Just from what Dr. 58 already knows about Minnesota, and what happened to the Nazi's on the island, and the Pregnant Demon moon, thing, and then (and this made many of us just gasp...because, lets face it--creepy) that little singing blonde-girl with the silver hammer.  Why would Dr. 58 ever go there at all?!?  

There's just no chance.

I'd also like to point out...that whatever realm Minnesota actually represents in THAT reality, it seems pretty clear that it delivered an unequivocal message:  DON'T MESS WITH US.


The kindness of Gefriam and his ilk, seems such a contrast to all of that.  I'm looking forward to seeing how this pans out.  I'm also thinking the MTE "has it coming".
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