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So, I'm getting ready for work early on this sunshiny day, and I pull my work pants outta my laundry bin (since all of the clean clothes go into the bin, and the dirty ones end up on the floor and if I have nothing in my bin it means laundry time!! Great logic, huh? ) And the pants are extraordinarily crumpled. That's what I get for being lazy and throwing everything into the bin straight from the dryer...

So, I think about my options. I can't iron them since I dont have a iron. I can't throw them in the dryer due to the huge load of towels currently being dried. Rats. "Now what?" I think and scratch my head (literally). My eyes are drawn to my hair straightener. A lightbulb goes off. Gee, if that little bitty thing can straighten my thick curly hair with the greatest of ease, then why can't I "straighten" my pants?

LOL. It worked like a charm. I got my pants on, freshly "ironed" and then... my boss calls. I get to wear blue-jeans. Poopie on you, Boss!

So ladies (and gentlemen) if you have a ceramic style hair straightener, you can straighten your hair or your pants. It also works great on cotton shirts.

Well I now have two more additions of piercings. My dad says all the metal in my body is going to weigh more than I do. LOL at this rate, he's not kidding!




My Snug. My Anti-Tregus got infrcted so I took it out.






YAY I have blue balls. :")




That's All Folks. For Now, Anyways...

I am NOT emo, my hormones are just being crazy.



And since I'm a girl i can get away with saying that. Mwahaha

PAR-TAY!!









ill be feeling this in the morning....

MERRY CHRIS75MAS EVERYONE!!! ♥

Have a great day, have fun and take pictures! Oh, and best of all, EAT LOTS OF DELICIOUS FOOD!!! ♥


Peace out, me hearties. Yo ho! ♥

I glance in the mirror and want to shatter it into pieces. Since it does not belong to me, I look away in disgust. Not even a paper bag can conceal my profound hideousness, an imperfection in the already blemished humanity. Deep detestation sets in and I dodge any reflection of myself, going through enormous care so that I wont have to view my features, the visage of which I want to gouge the eyes out of so I will never have to experience that anguish again.

my anti-tragus pierecing is hurting... i must've slept on it wrong



IM OFF TO WORK! Laters, everybody (i lovers you Cirazininoberryhoolohooptroutawesomeness)

and you too Bex

♥

got a new one in the ear! w00t im happy. im gonna get my snake bites (lower lip) done soon too

My family hasnt invited me over for thanksgiving. I guess I'll go down to Sylvan Beach and eat me some tacos and read a book after work, which i volunteered for bc I'll get payed time and a half and I have nowhere better to be...


Holidays suck.

Is so uninteresting. I think I'll take a shower after the washer is done.

Ho hum. Just waitting for it to finish.



FINISH ALREADY, DANG IT!!!

my job sucks. im gonna quit and work the streets full time now.

ill be raking in the moolah.


ill get me some guys and ill be a pimpette.


haha. im liking this.

who will be my little stooges?

go check out my artwork and COMMENT plz

http://www.unexplain...p;#entry1779212

Every now and then when I mull over all the cigarettes I smoked, I feel mortified. Then I gaze into the cigarette and contemplate the workforce in the cigarette industrial unit and all of their aspirations and ideas . If I don’t smoke this cigarette, they may be out of employment and their dreams would be crushed. Then I proudly declare to myself that it's better that I smoke this cigarette and permit their imaginings to come actual then be egocentric and agonize about my LUNGS.

my uncle just tried to commit suicide. its gonna be a looong day.

Chokmah: xD what was his problem?
Chokmah: Get it stuck in his zipper?
napoleon883: nope
napoleon883: gf probs
Chokmah: Ah, I bet he's wishing it was the zipper
Chokmah: however painful and scarring it can be
napoleon883:
napoleon883: shaddup
Chokmah:
Chokmah: Tell him to; 1) Poke her sides when possible. 2) poke her belly at that time of the month. 3) set up ground rules, when it's that time of the month. 3) have farting and burping contests in public. 4) fling paper-balls at her forehead when she's revising. and 5) use her bra's as slingshots across the street
Chokmah: it's amazing how springy those things are
napoleon883: lol me and my bf do all of those
Chokmah: xD
Chokmah: Haha people must be like "o_o"
napoleon883: LMAO yeah
napoleon883: its fun tho
Chokmah: bra-capapults are
Chokmah: It's a wonder they aren't on the market as such
Chokmah: You could make MILLIONS
napoleon883: lol
Chokmah: Increase the elastic is all you need.
Chokmah: Btw, i'm trying really hard not to make inuendo's
Chokmah: <<< is mature
napoleon883: go ahead
napoleon883: idc
napoleon883: i know the REAL you
napoleon883: sorta
Chokmah: Haha sorta
napoleon883: duh
Chokmah: http://www.weebls-st...om/toons/crabs/
Chokmah:
napoleon883: *looking*
napoleon883: ..
Chokmah: Nap, you have a mouth full of crabs
napoleon883: lol
napoleon883: i dont know whatto say
napoleon883: oh wait.. I CANT
napoleon883: bc i got a mouthfull of UR crabs
Chokmah: xD My crabs?
napoleon883: yup yup
napoleon883: yummm
Chokmah:
Chokmah: So THAT's where they went
napoleon883: put some salt on them
napoleon883: tastes like chicken
Chokmah: I can't, they're in your mouth
napoleon883:
napoleon883: mmmmmm!
napoleon883: what an odd convo we just had
Chokmah: xD I know