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Its hard to say how many people actually like the game but I want to make people out there be aware of the covert double secrete elite team that expertly post positive spin on Star Trek Legacy. I and many others of the Star Trek community suspect that there a secret sub division of BethSoft marketing that simply have to much power even more power then those of the executive board of BethSoft. These conniving evil secretive heartless men and women are part of "The Star Trek Legacy Defense Force."

It all started out on star date 12/12/2006 when a disgruntled cat named Fluffy was spotted on the internet



Mr. Fluffy claimed a Star Trek Legacy Conspiracy!!!!!!!!! Further inspection of the game revealed an outdated engine and sloppy coding in Legacy dating back to 1998. people all over the internets were making claims of bugs, such as the dreaded access violation, and broken multiplayer connection. In a shocking revelation of some revealing photos of MadDoc, programmers in scandalous romantic interactions with goats inside the games code.



These are the only pictures with any shred of human dignity I could post the rest of the photos are just sickening.

The whereabouts of Mr. Fluffy is even a bigger concern, after the conspiracy was revealed Mr. Fluffy has disappeared. The police say he vanished. Bethsoft marketing suggests he is in hiding in shame of his ridiculous claims of a Star Trek Legacy Conspiracy. But I and the rest of the STL gaming community can only conclude that the Star Trek Legacy Defense Force got to Mr. Fluffy. He was the first to bring light to the conspiracy and paid the heavy price. That price was his own life, and its because of this sacrifice I proudly write to you now.

In my extensive investigation I have definitive proof of the existence of The Star Trek Legacy Defense Force. It all starts out with the lower levels of the Star Trek Legacy Defense Force, the moderators of the Star Trek Legacy Forums. One of the prominent moderators AZZmoore who is anti freedom of speech, he opened the first Official Complaint Thread. This sent a shock wave through the Conspiracy Theorist, The I Hate Legacy Brigade, The Legacy We Want A Patch Coalition, The Star Trek Freedom of Speech Against Bad Games League, The Legacy Has NO Depth of Game Play Union, The lolzcopter It's A Arcade Shooter Division, The SFC, SFC II, SFC III, Bridge Commander is a Better Game Faction and The Trolling Against Legacy Trust. This act alone has silenced every one of these groups to one thread.

These members of there respective groups have since fought to voice there opinion by starting new threads but constantly shut down by the moderators, and viciously attacked by Legacy supporters and Star Trek Legacy Defense Force undercover agents. To this very day our voice is still silenced to the Official Complaint Thread.

It's hard to say who is a undercover secrete agent of The Star Trek Legacy Defense Force, but they are easily spotted.

1. They first need to have stated on many occasions they love the game and are totally immersed in it.

2. They genuinely believe Legacy plays like the ships on the TV show, and completely ignore when logical discussions point out the lack of detail of ships, the lack of shield arcs, non upgradeable ships, the lack of evasive maneuvers, and many other things missing from gameplay that are part of the show.

3. They believe the controls are fine and its us, or suggest that like any other game you need to play with a X-box 360 controller. (This is one of the many ways the Star Trek Legacy Defence Force is funded they get people to buy Micro$oft products and in return get a commission).

4. Look for members who thinks SFC I, II, and III gameplay is outdated.

5. Look for members who think Bridge commander is a poor game and not fun at all.

6. Look for members that with any chance they get they will berate any member who starts a complaints thread and tell them there is a sticky and are stupid for trolling.

7. Look for members who tell concerned Star Trek fans and owners of Legacy that if they don't like the game why do they waste there time to post.

All these actions are consistent with Star Trek Defense Force Undercover Secret Agent.

I don't know how much time I have left, but please pass this along this game must not further dissatisfy the Star trek community.


Just in case you STL fans don't get it.

SATIRE LOLZ

Playing laser tag!

Just came back from fun time usa it was my cousind birthday so i stopped buy to say hi played a little game of laser tag. O f course i owned the field I guess some sore loser got mad and hit me!

Well I swung by a best buy and already a good 40+ people on line, the store does not open till 9 tommorow. I guess I will have to go else where.

Well the best video game paraphernalia t-shirt I ever saw. I want it now, but its sold out. Don't come in here and talk about how the shirt suck, obviously you don't know Jack about video games.


katamari damacy

D-pad for life!

It felt more like sleep paralysis I'm very familiar with it but this time it was just weird! So I wake up and I realize I'm still in my bed and on my side. I was like damn sleep paralysis again. Even though I know what's going on I still struggle to wake up, I don't know why I just don't go back to sleep. But the oddest thing happen to me I feel my body go numb and this huge pressure in the back of my neck and the lower part of my spine, this intense pressure of something being poked and pulled out of me. I struggle harder to get up but i never could I just fall asleep for a while and wake up again feeling the pressure I can hear and see but i see nothing and only hear silence even though I still feel the instrument in the back of my neck and spine, and fall a sleep again.

So today I'm up and I'm like that was weird touching my neck and back. I guess its still sleep paralysis but I still question what happened. Now I feel for those who say they were abducted by aliens.

I decided to stay home from school. I left like at 11 a.m. for class. I thought i could make it befor the heavy down fall. But I got soaked in five minutes while waiting to transfer to my next bus. So I walked home took twenty minutes. NYC looks nice when it rains.

Damn I wasted one of my unexcused absences, I wanted to use it for the x-box 360 hd-dvd launch.

Its been a while since the Yankees made it to the world series maybe 4-5 years I don't remember. Well they lost last night eliminating them from the playoffs. I'm really pissed!

So go Astros! maybe I can salvage something from this baseball season.

I was at the Giants game last night, and it was half time. And for us football fans it means, time to use the bathroom. The mens bathroom was full and a line was long and I had to really go badly. So I went in the handicap bathroom. So what right, I got to go! I came out and just got dirty looks and booooos. So what I used the handicap mens bathroom! Then somebody said I was un american, what an ass! What I did was fully american, I challenged the system!

I can't take a leak behind dumbsters and cars no more. Now I can't use the handicap bathroom because I'm not handicapped. !!

And Giants won!



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BurnSide

My girlfriends cat bit my nipple Why she had to bring it over its always doing stupid things. The other day it was chasinf kids around the block. I wonder if it has psychological problems.

Anyway life is going well for me now as usaual!

I remember me and my friends in H.S. stole a car about 4 years ago It was at a Seven 11, a women about 40-45 left her door open to her toyota with the keys inside. My friend said lets take her car. I think it was five of us we all said yes. so we got in and drove all day around the city. We bumbed into a cop once, at the mall he just asked for I.D.'s and asked why were not in school. At the same time there was a group of teens about our age with an adult maybe a class on a trip or something. I quickly said were just sitting down waiting for our class over there to be done looking around. He walked away. what a dumbass. We got back in the car drove back to the Seven 11, laughed and went home.

So I came back from a small walk trying to get some air and clear my mind! Then I had to bump into the last person I could ever want too see. I've met some unreasonablle people in my life but this kid, young latino kid, have been bothering me for 4 years, 4 F******* years. He came up to me and said some things that I can't even post or would even say to George W. Bush Jr I usually don't resort to violence I don't let insults get to easy like that. Just when I was leaving he threw something at me, I don't know what it was spit or a peice of garbage. So I punched him in the face twice and drew blood ! I don't think I hit him that hard but I really hope he does not press charges on me!

And thats not even the worse of it his brother is a close friend of mine and he is in a gang. I don't know if this thing will strain our relationship, but I know he will be pissed at bnoth of us.

I stubbed my big toe on that stupid kitchen tabletop and spilled my beer which I illegally got last night with my fake I.D. A sad and freakish tragedy, that beer did not have its chance to fulfill its destiny, to quench my thirst. It was a Hieneken a good beer lived a fast life wasted and gone to soon! Well i hope his brother might taste just as good as him *grabs another Hienie*

So I start school tomorrow, for some Bull-Poo classes that don't have anything to do with my major, in order for me to graduate. At least i got a cool schedule only two classes an hour each tuesday to thursday, so monday and friday off. And then next year I can move on to a new school and only concentrate on getting a film school degree and a minor in music.