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Ever have days where you just feel that you NEED to be right? You need something to fall right into place? Give you a break? Sheesh.. i feel like this now and then. Just like.... PLEASE let me have a day where i can just go through it without a hitch in it.
Dont let a light blow.

Dont let the internet shut down for 'repairs'

LET IT RAIN!! and Storm!!!!

LEt me sleep till noon!

No work... no no no no work.

Let my hair just fall into place with no work and someone tell me its beautiful.

Dont want to cry for no reason, and dont want to cry FOR a reason either.

No headaches.

No loudness. No Aggrivating phone calls.

Let SMALLVILLE have a all day marathon! YES!

If im wrong, just tell me im right.. FOR ONE DAY! Let me be right!

Let my favorite songs play over and over without the stupid ones i dont like interrupting.

Let me eat chocolate all day without fearing how much of it will stick to my hips.

Dont let the strappy on my sandle break **Crys**

Those are among the few things i would like.. crammed into one day! Just one! To be right. My day! For me. Ive not had a MY DAY since i was a teenager.

Anyone have any of those MY DAY things??

Okay!!!! This time im back forreal!
Hope some of you remember me....
YAYyyyyyyyyyyyy ish back!

Just wanted to say hey. I havent been around here much due to a lack of a computer.
But im back.

Anyone who has ever raised children, or been close to some, knows where i come from with this.

My son is barly 2. And he is just learning how to put two and tree word sentences together. And of course some of the things they say, do not come out right the first few HUNDRED times they say it... its always halarious.. but just wait till they blurt it out in the grocery store of something.

My son and i were in the grocery store and we had a can of juice and two tubes of icing (his birthyday). Going down the isle he learns somethin amazing. If you take the icing and beat it on the can.. it sounds like a drum... so going down the isle he starts yelling
" I dum mommy!!! i dum i dum!!!!" ( i drum i drum)

Furthermore, ill list a few things said that have made me laugh over and over again.

Frog ( Drop the R and add a k for the G) this was yelled at the fish tanks at wallmart saying " I frog i frog!!"

sasuage biscuit. ... now thats a humdinger. ( SOB)

Fish. Again at the wallmart fishtanks. replace the F with P and drop the H...

And one more thing, to just give everyone a good laugh.
Little boys think its halarious to get out of the shower, run start naked and see a balloon... pick it up to play with it.. and then pee on it. Apparently he was proud of it, because he said " Mommy!! i potty!! " And pointed to the darkened area on the balloon. But the funny thing is.... he has YET to potty where he is SUSPOST to potty...lol

Well... i havent written here in ages it seems. I dont know what happened. Depression comes and goes... and it seems here lately that its Going! And it can stay that way.

I hope not Everyone has forgotten me.. that would make me sad, because there are many many people on here that i remember and think of often. I hope your all well.

I missed the forum lots and hopefully i can start returning here regularly. I see there are many new things to read up on though unfourtinately alot of them arent in cryptozoology.. my favorite of course... lol.

BUT.. there is much more.

So. HEY to everyone i havent seen in forever!!!!

YAY! 1000 Posts!!
Go me Go me GO me GO ME!!
wOOt!





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Yes.. i admit. I am a D & D geek.

But i dont understand why i love the game of playing little enchanted mythical creatures.
I have a character. Elven Thief. Chaotic good. She rocks!

Again i say, Yes i am a D&D geek!

Someone please tell me im not alone!!!

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Okay, so why must men be so obcessed with football. As to where im sure there are those out there who wouldnt give a flip... its baffels me how a man can sit inm front of the TV and yell at the TV " get it get it GET IT!!! YOU STUPID IDIOT!! GO GO GO GO GO!"

I would find it quiet embarrassing to have had someone find me yelling at the TV, to take out anger on someone who is obviously doing their best and cant hear you anyhow... but he turns and looks at me like 'what'.

Maybe its natural instinct. One of those things nature builds into a mans body to make him yell at the TV hoping it will mentally urge the player to move faster or do better????

Utterly confused and lost in the world of sports,
UI

My new tongur ring! It glows in the dark!
Its awesome!

Okay. Now, if anyone knows me, they know im really silly most of the time and i joke around a lot.
So, a lot of my friends were totally shocked when i landed a job in a high priced, high class Salon, in a mall no less.
Totally strict dress code, Black and white, very professional.
Im worried i wont be able to pull it off with my attitude, but ive worked two whole days and so complaints yet. My customers seem to like my silly, though childish at times, attitude. Im glad... because i dont know if i could act snotty.

YAY! So.. im happy and excited. And hopefully i dont get off work and go blow all my tips on shopping everyday seeing as how i work mall.

Right across the hall is a big bookstore.. someone made the comment

" Its like a crackhead moving right across the streat from the crack dealer"

lmao.

So, anyhow, i had my tongue pierced on Wednesday. It didn't really hurt much. But ill tell you, the days that followed were full of hunger and the constant fight to avoid and unavoidable lisp. GAH that was frustrating!!!
Well, actually, its still frustrating. Its still not completely 'unswolen' so the lisp still comes back into play when im being lazy with my speech.
BUT ALL IS WELL!! I started being able to eat things that needed to be chewed yesterday! YAY!

Yep, RP-G
Roleplay_group.
My first ever. i just joined. Im quite excited.
Yes, im a geek.
Laugh it up.. hehehe.
I love it.

Today i called the police on a band of fund raising motorcycilist.

Over 300 or so motorcycles going down tha road and i get caught in the middle of them. Next thing i know if i have them passing beside my car, close enough to tap on my window yelling at me and flipping me off. ' Get off the 'bleepbeppling road!'
As i watched from my little position in all these bikers, they done the same thing to two other cars.
OMG!! DID THEY HAVE A DEATH WISH???

I could have just weaved in the road a bit and.....WHOOPS, roadkill bikers.

Ya know, im sorry. I dont care what they are raising money for. They do not own the road. They are going to seriously hurt someone acting like that.
So yeah, i called the police and threw a fit. The police said " We already have two of our cruisers leading them"
My reply. " WELL leading a team of over 300 motorcycles just isnt cutting it they are going to HURT someone.... blah blah blah.. over and over, raging at the statepatroll officer.

So anyhow, they daid they'd get right on it and forwarn the other counties that they were making trouble.

I hope they all choke on roadkill stink.

I kicked my toe today.

It hurts.

It chipped my toenail polish.

Has anyone ever been fristerated with a serious case of hiccups?
Well, i have had then 4 times today!!! It seems if i get them once a day, i am bound to get more. And sometimes.. they hurt.
Hmm, at least i do not always have them. Youve heard of those cases where people live months, or even years with hiccups? Wow.
That would annoy me to the point of no return!

Isnt it Ironic how someone will complain about something for so long, then the problem is fixed, and come to find out they liked the results of it being wrong more in the first place?

If you complain about it, and then its fixed... do you still have the right to complain?

And on another note: I love being out of work. I love being the stay at home mommy for a while, but ill be darned if i dont think im going to go nuts sometimes. I want to get out, yet.. i have no extra 'go out' money. And... i miss my friends. I miss being able to go in, and be myslf, and have someone appreciate it. I miss being able to go in, call my best friend the worst name i can think of, and her only come back with something worse untill we both break down in loud giggles.

Im full, i hate being full, but everytime i make French toast, i eat more then i should and it makes me feel bad all day long just about it.

Did you know that drinking a glass of water before bedtime will hold hunger pains in check untill breakfast. But.... youll have to get up at least once a night, DISTURBING your sleep, to go to the bathroom. So... be hungry? Or have a full bladder?

My 3 month old kitten is always wanting to lick me on the mouth and chin.. and even my nose. I know my face is clean!! Isnt that wierd??? Why does he do that? The other one dosent.. only him. Maybe he wants me to lick him back? blah. Crazzy cat.


One more.. out giant lizzard is getting near his age limit. Weve had him for years and its my daughters first pet ever. She loves that thing. What oh WHAT am i going to do when it dies??? I know its comming soon... He dosent move around much anymore.... he dosent eat as much.... Hmm. Isnt it terrible im nervous about a giant desert dragon dying?
Blah.

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new computer..!! WOOT!!!

Just my weekly check in while im still out of a computer.
Dont forget about me. I hope to be back real soon. I need a few serious hours to sit and read everything new in the forums. I miss it dearly.

Hi everyone. The hurricane storms have gotten lucky and fried my computer tower. So.. obviously, i have no computer and ill be out of access to o ne but maybe once a week. I hope to be back in action in two weeks.


And to those who would, wish me luck... i am loosing the only man i have even known in my life. My husband. Its probally all for the better. But for those who would, any tips or antthing that could help out with the depression that is already setting in, please feel free to state them. Ill be here to check in about once a week.

I had a costumer come in today for the first time and say ' Chip and Dale needs a haircut'.
Well.. um.. he was alone.. so i think... okay, he's being a flirty perv. So i c*** up an eyebrow at him and grin.
then... Dale walks in the door.
Okay.. i felt stupid, so i just laughed.

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