MySpace!
Posted by Tillghast , 11 March 2006 - 05:58 AM
http://profile.myspa...iendID=61838598
No wai!
Posted by Tillghast , 26 February 2006 - 07:10 AM
Wow, what a game. Jesus...what a game.
Too bad Ryder had to die
Wow.
Ghost Story Help
Posted by Tillghast , 25 February 2006 - 03:33 AM
Im writing a ghost story, but I need some subtle signs, AKA names that mean chosen or death. If you get the idea, do help.
The Movies!
Posted by Tillghast , 12 February 2006 - 03:52 AM
Linkie
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/53821
Movie Reviewz: King Kong
Posted by Tillghast , 10 February 2006 - 07:12 AM
However since I havent seen something in a while, ill review my favorite movie...KING KONG!

Lowdown: People go to island, attacked, bring back Kong, then he dies.
Highdown: FREAKING AWESOME PIECE OF ART!!! Skull Island is the coolest place on EARTH. The spider pit was insane and so was the movie.
Coolest Parts: Well, all I have to say is PWNAGE.
When King Kong fights all 3 V-Rexes, awesome.
When King Kong is trapped, but he sees Anne getting hurt, he breaks out and even bites a guy's head off later.
When King Kong fights the biplanes, omfg, sad and awesome.
The only nitpick is all the haters. They can die. Right Now.
Damn
Posted by Tillghast , 10 February 2006 - 07:01 AM
Wow
Posted by Tillghast , 10 February 2006 - 06:46 AM
Make this damn thing cool
Posted by Tillghast , 02 February 2006 - 07:43 AM
wow
Posted by Tillghast , 02 February 2006 - 07:41 AM
Well, for latest news in my life...
I beat Vice City! My PS2 Controller broke in the Christmas of 2002, and I havent played it since. I got a new one and beat Vice City.
I had too kill Lance. I liked him. Oh well. I started playing San Andreas too. I think Ryder is pretty chill.
Vin Diesel
Posted by , 16 August 2005 - 08:09 AM
Here are my favorites.
For Halloween, Vin Diesel cuts down a tree, scoops out the inside, fills it with candy, and then stabs anyone who rings his doorbell. He then eats the candy-filled tree.
If one pulls really hard on Vin Diesel's left arm, his eyes begin rolling really quickly and he has a 50% chance of vomiting assorted coins. He hates it when people do this to him.
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.
One bite from Vin Diesel contains enough venom to drown a Blue Whale
In order to avoid high cholestrol Vin Diesel hunts and eats at least, but not limited to, one vampire a day.
While filming The Pacifier, Vin had to be fed small orphans and runaways in-between scenes to quench His hunger and keep Him from feasting on the faces of the children He was sent from above to pacify.
In an epic war between Vin Diesel and the aliens from Mars, Vin made a name for himself by orgasming and killing the entire alien population. Earth got some of the effect too, 2 innocent towns were blown up. They are Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Vin Diesel's penis has an opposable thumb that allows him to fire three guns at once.
Vin Diesel's Q-Tips are actually small children.
Vin Diesel has a collection of mounted Oompa Loompa heads in his den.
Dimensions Pt.1
Posted by , 16 August 2005 - 08:08 AM
The barbarian approached the Palace of Gulukum with unease. The palace was a beautiful orange color. It stretched into the heavens. The Barbarian hid behind a small brush. He was dressed in a skin of bear and was holding a horned helm. He had heard tales of Gulukum’s traps and guards.
But the Barbarian was ready. He pulled out his double sided axe, and put on his horned helm. Outside the magnificent palace were two guards. They were guarding some sort of metal door. Each dressed in pitch black cloaks that covered their entire bodies. A gleam of a dagger poked threw their cloaks.
The Barbarian ran at them both, but right before he hit the one on the left, he rolled and slashed low. The guard fell in different directions in two pieces. The one on the left opened his cloak and produced two daggers. A short fight ensured. The guard slashed left, the Barbarian parried right. Until the Barbarian tired of fighting the guard, and grabbed him by the neck and snapped it.
The door was a puzzle itself. It had knobs, cranks and levers and buttons. But the Barbarian did not know what to do. So, he knocked on it. Footsteps grew near, the cranks twirled and the knobs disappeared. A man wearing black armor and a pot helm opened the door.
“Who are you-” He yelped before the Barbarian cut off his head. He pushed the body aside and looked around. The inside seemed to be in disarray. The walls were gray and cracked. The floor seemed to crunch beneath him. There was a staircase leading up. The Barbarian run up the stair case and used his axe to kill two more black armor wearing pot heads and a cloak wearing guard.
He was in a dungeon now. The walls were dank and damp. He heard a hiss off into the distance. A cloak wearing guard ran at him. The Barbarian ducked and slashed upwards.
Its about time
Posted by , 16 August 2005 - 08:08 AM
Let me start you off with an old saying...
'Never steal the babies from a 13ft octoman creature.'
The moral-???
Anyways, have fun here.
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