Three things I Should not......

Say:
" I'm sorry.....who did you say you THOUGHT you were?"
" We all gotta die some time..."
"I quit"

Do:
Help myself to some work provided medications when I have a work provided headache.....
Pretend I'm not with my dog Agent Fluffy while she's pooping....
Whistle at strange men from my balcony.

See:
The big guy with the beer belly downstairs "sunning" his naked self on his balcony..sunny side up...if ya know what I mean.
Bed sores so deep you can see bone. (sorry all!)
Kitty litter boxes with the contents frozen so well that they come out in big chunks...poop-si-cles!!!!

Want:
Anyone else's husband...(don't worry, I don't)
Any one else to suffer a misfortune. ( which you have to admit, when we don't like someone, we sometimes hope for bad things to happen to them)
hmmmmmmm...

Eat:
A big ol' chocolate sundae with whipped cream and cherries in a gigantic bowl.
A co-workers unattended but lovely lunch....
Anything from St Cinnamon.

Smell (brace yourselves)
Someone else's farts. Especially because they all want to share 'em with me.
Cat Pee ( the stench from our litter boxes could peel paint)
Burning ( Especially hair...I have alot of candles. I have alot of cats.)

Feel.
The handsome guy next doors bum.
Shame for getting caught touching the handsome guy next doors bum.
Reluctance to repeat touching the handsome guy next doors bum because of the shame I felt when I got caught touching the handsome guy next doors bum.