.... in 11 days.
We are jazzed and shall start stocking up on cheese. red wine and sake.
We are jazzed and shall start stocking up on cheese. red wine and sake.
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MOE's SYMPOSIUM
Ambition is an entire new world to Moe. But after a year, we have risen and overthrown the clasroom where we work. Moe is now part of the management team. We are now lead technician, responsible for training behavior techs and making behavior graphs and organizing and other such goodness. And so we were given a most festive and winsome maroon t-shirt with...
It was indeed jazzy and even zestful. What did you do Moe? Oh, we are glad you asked, and we shall indeed tell you.
On friday we went out with our cousins and brother and partied until the sun rose. There was much foppery and merriment. We have a strange flashback of Moe painting the inside of the motel elevator with bananas. We suspect the space...
On friday we went out with our cousins and brother and partied until the sun rose. There was much foppery and merriment. We have a strange flashback of Moe painting the inside of the motel elevator with bananas. We suspect the space...
We have risen from the ashes of what was previously the short bus. You must visit this theatre of jazz and foppery. There will be no need to thank us.
Moe and Dot's Forum
Moe and Dot's Forum
It was on this day, around 2000 years ago, that a small canine creature by the name of Zackzeke finished building the tallest ladder in the entire universe. This ladder spanned for miles upon miles through each atmospheric layer, at last stopping where the sky meets the vast emptiness of space. His goal was simple: to sign his name onto a star, so that his...
please come back soon. You left some articles of clothing under my pillow that still smell like your vanilla wholesomeness.
love,
Moe (x 29)
love,
Moe (x 29)
Moe wonders something. It is deep and jazzy. Thinking on this will likely put you on the correct path towards MOEtosis.
Consider this. Be one with this. Visualize. This is something you must understand.
We wonder, since vegetarians are restricted to a diet of vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
!!!!!!!!!!
Consider this. Be one with this. Visualize. This is something you must understand.
We wonder, since vegetarians are restricted to a diet of vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
!!!!!!!!!!
Moe asks this of the homeless, of the useless and even of co-workers. This question is of the utmost importance and wholesomeness. This is something you must understand.
We ask all this, "Does eating asparagus make your urine smell like old goat cheese with a pinch of garlic?"
Most are shocked. But most say to this "no, Moe you are a...
We ask all this, "Does eating asparagus make your urine smell like old goat cheese with a pinch of garlic?"
Most are shocked. But most say to this "no, Moe you are a...
We think there may be a vast portion of society that exists in an alternate reality. These are the unwholesome folk responsible for traffic jams, romantic comedies, and emo music. They are the people we see with over ten items in the fast check out lanes. They are the folk at restaurants who discuss WWF, while eating high fructose and carbohydrate diets....
There is something that really irritates me at work lately. I call it "lack of perspective syndrome". There is a certain low functioning student in Moe's classroom whos needs are commonly dismissed due to the unfair label this person has received as 'spoiled brat'.
I understand that this person's tantrums are where such labels...
I understand that this person's tantrums are where such labels...
This here is just for attention. Please pay attention.
Paying attention??
RAWR!!
Good. This is my honey Dot. She is coming to visit Moe in 2 weeks time from canada. We love Dot. She is cute too.
Rawr!
Life is wholesome. Moe lost 23 lbs and we are pretty again. We also got a work promo. Senior behavior technician. What does it...
Paying attention??
RAWR!!
Good. This is my honey Dot. She is coming to visit Moe in 2 weeks time from canada. We love Dot. She is cute too.
Rawr!
Life is wholesome. Moe lost 23 lbs and we are pretty again. We also got a work promo. Senior behavior technician. What does it...
Merry Moemas everyone. Yes. It is soon upon us. A time where we spend our hard earned paychecks on thongs and battery operated devices. wait...
forgive Moe. We lost our Moe train of thought. Besides, we suspect that there are a few weasels with Histrionic Personality Disorders here among us on this very message board. INDEED!
If you exhibit any 5...
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, down the street from a Taco Bell, two blocks away from a 7-11, but not too close to the train tracks as to disturb our beauty sleep, Moe had 2 weeks of paid vacation.
There is no need to thank us no.
you got served. yo diggity
There is no need to thank us no.
you got served. yo diggity
yes this is another 6/6/06 blog entry.
we are copying snuffy. because like many others here, we are out of material.
we are copying snuffy. because like many others here, we are out of material.
life is like a box of chocolates. only without the box.... ok without the wrapping paper either. ... oh and the pretty sees candy bow also.
ok maybe life isn't like chocolate.
life is more like a box of cheese nips. You never know which one will taste cheesier...
um.. no..
hmm
life is like an apple that you sink your teeth into, ...
ok maybe life isn't like chocolate.
life is more like a box of cheese nips. You never know which one will taste cheesier...
um.. no..
hmm
life is like an apple that you sink your teeth into, ...
It happened in the kitchen while Moe was getting the crap pinched out of him for blocking a students access to some cake mix, at work today.
So Moe radioed for help.
none came.
Mr Paolo pinches our arms untill the skin breaks. He wants the cake mix bad. But he is not allowed to have sugar. Moe is following the behaviour plan.
Moe radios again.
still...
No its not what you think.
maybe....
ok so it is.
or perhaps its not about you.
...you think everything is about you...
naw..we assure you its really not this time.
or is it?
this will go down on your permanant record...
shhh...
You stare at Moe... WHY???
oh shut up will you?
maybe....
ok so it is.
or perhaps its not about you.
...you think everything is about you...
naw..we assure you its really not this time.
or is it?
this will go down on your permanant record...
shhh...
You stare at Moe... WHY???
oh shut up will you?
Dear Hag,
I would like to use this blog entry to express the extreme distaste I hold towards your mis-interpretation regarding a situation at work a few days ago. Next time you decide to hag out a co-worker about their treatment towards a student, you may first want to read the student's behavior plan. That way you know exactly what it is that your...
I would like to use this blog entry to express the extreme distaste I hold towards your mis-interpretation regarding a situation at work a few days ago. Next time you decide to hag out a co-worker about their treatment towards a student, you may first want to read the student's behavior plan. That way you know exactly what it is that your...
The Great Wall of MOEness
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