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Funny joke

Posted by Beckys_Mom , 21 December 2005 · 83 views

I pinchedthis joke that Pa had posted in the jokes section

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, not need one.

I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up and awake before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

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Dec 22 2005 06:19 PM
^^ Good joke!  laugh.gif
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QUOTE(Rainbow Rowan @ Dec 22 2005, 06:19 PM)

^^ Good joke!  laugh.gif

I know who'd of thought PA could find a good joke
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