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Well here is the old bugger. Simba will be 15 years old in July.
Hes my little baby boy.




And here is PITA my friends cat. aka PAIN IN THE A$$. PITA is a maine coon.





Have a goody everyone and hope you enjoyed the pictures.
Abecrombie

Well New Years eve was just a small cook fest for two. Me and my cat Simba.
Thats it. As you can see here I cooked us some rockin hamburgers for dinner.
Notice how cute Simbas is by the way it is the smaller one.

Yeah Happy New Year everyone!!! teehee
And thats about all the partying there was. lol

Ok, First off , I went to go visit my uncle in the hospital the other night and I discovered this sign
on the entrance of the Hospital door. Has anyone ever seen such a thing? This was a first for me.
Basicaly I was shocked to read it as you too may be shocked. I thought hospitals were a place where people got
treated for health problems not a place where health problems could occur ? Strange huh?




Please tell me if you have seen such a sign at a hospital, or give me your input,
I'm curious. Thank you

Abecrombie

OMG! I had so much fun today. I was invited to Bella's 8th birthday party. Bella is a Pug that belongs to a friend of mine.
First off, there are three pugs in the house, Bella, Romeo, and Ollie. Now my friend who owns the
three pugs was sitting for another pug named Pugsy. The party guests were of course mainly pugs , two others to be exact.
These little party guests was two pugs named Ellie and Chance.

Ok first dual combo of photos are of these cute little specialty doggie cupcakes. Yup you guessed it, the pretty
white one in the middle belongs to Bella. It is after all her birthday.
If you look closely in the background in the picture you will see a little pug , Ollie, hes trying to get on the chair.I don't
know this yet, but the next photo will show you Ollie up in the chair sniffing out those scrumpious doggie cupcakes. teehee





Now here is Bella the birthday girl wearing a cute little snow dress. Isnt she cute ?



Now remeber how cute she looked sitting pretty on the chair? Now here she is scarfing down her birthday doggie cupcake
Hillarious but cute as pie at the same time. teehee.



Well I hope you too got a little taste of how sweet these pugs are and whoa, what a fun time I had as well.
Enjoy the party and the pics.

Bye for now
Abecrombie

DESIRE

Why do I feel my bare back tingle,
up my spine, when we do not touch?

I feel the warmth of your bodyheat
radiate on mine, like the sun itself.
Iam simply batheing in that ray of desire ?

Is it knowing that your just a armlength away
but restless you are to slumber ?

My senses move like a thunder,
...and as lightning strikes,
you reach for my side.


echorae' whaley 11/1999 c.

Ok, here is Jack at his owners customized cool wheel chair. Notice
the little glow green ball that is stuck in the rack of the wheelchair?
This of course is one of Jacks little manuevers. He loves to get the toy
of his choice [ perferably not his own ] and then return to his master in wheels,
then drops it in a safe spot. Afterwards of course he stares at it for a period of time.
This is a routine move daily at the dog park. Isnt Jack the master of the dog park really ?
TeeHee.

Abecrombie

Here we go again. Jack doesn't want to give these toys up. Sometimes the only way you
can get them out of his mouth
is to hold the toy with Jack's mouth attached and lift him off the ground
and at times he needs a little swing, then the "whoa gimmie that" is given up. LoL

And finnsup , Jacks owner hasnt filed a restraining order yet. lol
I do tell him about all the fun stuff you guys leave as comments though.
Next week I will give him a print out of my blog.
This will accumulate some laughs at the dog park.

have fun
Abecrombie




Look at PEANUT, hes not so enthused. hehe

Well I got your attention didn't I ?
lol





Jack and the other dogs toy.
Abecrombie

Oh, look everyone. It appears that Jack ol boy has , His Eyes On You " !
And you know what happens when he fixates his eyes on something. teehee.
You gotta love him.

Yes another photo of Jack ol boy. But this time he is trying very hard to take over Peanut's toy, strictly by his talent of trance.
Peanut is also in the photo . {He is the cute mini pincher.} Peanut looks like hes caught in a trance just by Jack statring at the toy.
What kind of hypnotist is this dog? lol

" I will have that toy you mini pin...I will stare it down until it is mine "Jack puts stare in staring contests. Jack usualy wins. hehe. Peanut could care less. haha

I lmao !!!!
Hope you do too.

Abecrombie

Yes I know, again, this isn't a PUG. But it's Jack. Those of you who have read Jack and the basketball , probably are familiar with Jack.
Today at the dog park , he was fixated on this bluebag. Apparently, he thought the owner had treats in it. But she didnt bring any today. hehe.
Jack doesnt know this so ,he just sat there for five minutes drooling over that bag. Still as a statue . Eventualy his owner had to go over there and proove to this French bulldog there was no snacks inside.
After that he ran along about his merry way , looking for another dogs ball. Or should I say squeaky toy. haha. Something else he can commit himself too.
You gotta love Jack. He's hallarious. He makes me smile everytime. I hope he makes you smile too.

Example: Try staring at this picture for five solid minutes. That will give you an idea of what I mean when I say "Jacks commited".lol

I smoke way too much when I'm chatting in the "um". whew !

I know this isn't a Pug, but all is well when it comes to flat faced doggies. Tee Hee.
This old boy , his name is Jack , and he is , well lets say , "commited". I say that with great
conviction because it is true. Whenever Jack gets anothers dog toy at the dogpark, he just won't give it up.
Slobbering and knudging anyone who gives him his full attention , you can't help
but fall in love with him. Be sure to wear comfortable grubby cloths, unless, you dont mind getting snotted on ,
cause this old boy Jack is commited to all the local dogpark dog owners. Including his own owner.

Now on this day of September 22nd , the day I photographed Jack, was a winning experience.
Not only did Jack manage to grab this young kids basketball, he wouldn't give it up.
lol. I think as the time progressed between him resting on it , him and the small child actualy
played some football together, England style. I must say Jack is not only commited to people
that adore him, such as I , he is also commited to the game.
Jack is quite the character, one your bound to fall in love with.

Here is the picture, enjoy.
Abecrombie

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=msOfQrKSNG4

Gee , I hope you all think so too. And the end, hence the video, is very fast, so stay alert when watching. ok?

p.s. Dont try this at home. Seriously . im not responsible ok. lol.

GIGGLE GRIMACE GIGGLE SNEAR, GIGGLE SNORKLE, SMILE.
Yours
Abecrombie

tell me what you all think, I though It was a cheering little greeting whern It was sent to me. I need a good laugh and that was it.

" I never used to have imaginary friends growung up.
But I do today! thats for sure!!! and lots of em "
LoL lOl .
Abecrombie [ get it ] and Zombiedog ! woof woof. ha ha
p.s or I wish I did. NOT !!! I got em . teehee


Please share your fact in a nutshell come on enlighten us.
or have him do it * abe points at no one.* teehee

Well since I've been abscent here at the "UM", I have written a shocking 155,000 words all together.
This is now where I have to hand sort this thing and talk about tedis work. AHH I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY. I do sense overwelming anxiety . Sometimes I whine and whimper like A BABY. Blanket AND EVERYTHING . oN A BAD DAY , "i poop on
myself"

I will be releived to wrap this musical up and send it off finaly.
See you soon commrads
ABECROMBIE and ZOMBIEDOG { pant pant its been wruff ruff}
Abecrombie looks at her zombiedog and says, " Hey your not zombiedog your that insult comic dog puppet TRIOUMPTH


triumpth interupts,

I KID,... I KID HEY ITS TRIUMTH THE INSULT COMIC DOG. I MEAN IM A REAL HORNDOG IF YOU CAN CATCH MY DRIFTGT, I KID NO NO YOUR A GOOD FRIEND MY LITTLE GOOD UMERS AND ITS BEEN TOO LONG FOR ME TO GO WITHOUT POOPING ON YOU . SO I TOOK A DUMP IN ABECROMBIES MUSICal and made her cry like a little baby teehee.
CONAN OBRIEN COULD CARE LESS ABPOUT ,E NOW AND JAY LENO, HES JUST A WEIRD CHIN THING BUT THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT , THE MORE I CONTEMPLAE THE RUG oN HIS SET ,
IT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING " FOR ME ...TO POOP ON"uNtIl NeXtImE , YoUr frIeNdS AnD ThE wacky pets
WISH EVERYONE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND COMING UP.
Im looking forward to getting back on board here on a REGULAR BASIS. LIFE IS TOO STRESSFUL WHEN YOU ARE DEALING WITH POOP. AND MUSICALS.

LOL TEEHE
Abecrombie

I thought this would be a good part of a entry to have as readers here.
What was your most memorable or most important event in 2007 ?
These might be fitting for a positive 2008 to follow the lead.

Thanks for sharing and I do hope the new year will bring the best to all deserving.

I personaly experienced to abilty to remeber the act of thinking
and dreaming but with a new slate. As I did when I was without all the jaded
additives life gives you when we get older.
The spark did not die out for me completely , in fact just the opposite
did occur, I realized a spiritual awakening by anothers work.
I was given a emotional rescue so to speak and therefore my
writing abilities take a new turn for the future depends on it.

As of 2007, a musical is in the womb and soon to
give birth. I hope the world will see it someday .
the cutest baby of all. teehee
that is what I conceived in the last year of 2007.
Interesting enough , I wonder what 2008 will
bring .

Abe twiddles thumbs... waits for 2008

This is what my entryis and whyit makes me laugh.

On the television, about two months ago, I was fortunate enough
to see a fashion model show. They had beautiful models on the show
but bone skinny, anyway, Here comes a toothpick crossing her feet walking completely
abnornal opposed to the real way humans are supposed to walk, and all of a sudden she tripped
ever one of her platform heels and ate it . She fell like a card castle at the
end of the catwalk, then shaking it off and pretentding nothing happenedWhat I though was hallarious was not the model so much , as the stupid abnormal way they force them to walk. What do you expect from that kind of walking if your only 100 lbs.


Please share you entry of anything you see on the televesion or somewhere
alse that just makes you bust a nut. ok?

thanks
Abecrombie

,Members, want to take a fun test?


I need some feedback from members WHOM ,that clearly know me even if it HAS BEEN A SHORT WHILE., your opinion counts. If any have some form of perception, and can say they already can form
Somwhat of a honest opinion of Abecrombie. [generally the writer here that’s me] this as a question and a person entering answers must at all BE genuine ,supportive, honest you the test taker here.

FOR THIS TO BE THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO UTILIZE OPINIONS AS INSIGHT. WORDS SHOULD BE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED AND DESCRIPTIVE AS POSSIBLE TO LEAD THE PERSON TO A CERTAIN SUCCESS OF THEN WHAT THEY READ.


No wrong answers, no right ones too. But descriptive and interstingly enough a word to best use a real thought process into it if it saved domeones life. It does and it will. Dramicticly be seen as new and personal unique to the honesty and good choice of words.much great things can be reveiwed after for the person that the test is on. TEST SUBJECT : Abecrombie is that individual.

For example and from, trying this with her own family , yes has not worked in a way that friends or commrads see her with a freeness about new possibilties in need for a fourishing writer or acter or musican or human to be able to draw the conclusions they to see and need very much for the A pArt of the will to work it harder and FOR themselves. A critique a better view of themselves, a trust that it is FELT from others opinion of their choice what would you use to frame up in only one paragraph A OR LETS MAKE IT FIVE CAREERS. if you saw it or feel it to be what you know is a given talent, quality , or niche’ at . if you saw her in success, would she be the occupation of what in your eyes, today as she is.? WHAT FIVE WORDS DECIBE HER STENGTHS THERE , NOW , TODAY TO HELP HER TAY TO THOSE DESCRIPTIVE TRAITS.


LIST FIVE.
OF EACH 3 separate times.
Words in your post 1-5 and describe the best stengths you see in her

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List 1- 5:
Again 1-5 words describing personality traits etc. and/or weaknessness , improvemnts be made

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Then thirdly: IDEAL JOB TITLES YOU SEE HER A NATURAL BORN ….
1-5 carreer titles or positions you see her best at doing based on what you know her to be .
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1-5 carreer titles or positions you see her best at doing based on what you know her to be .
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20 IN TOTAL ,
HONEST, IS BEST BUT DESCRIPTIVE TO MAKE IT MEAN SOMEHING THEY MIGHT ALREADY KNOW. SHOICE WORDS ARE NOT THAT HARD BUT BE SELECTIVE AS IF IT WERE BASED ON SOMETHING YOU NEEDED TO BASE A SOLUTION FROM.


Thank you friends I love you all , I need this and now hopefull get some real honest opinons of who I am when you see or know me Abecrobie aka. Renee’ to be . much appriciation members
Goodie goodie from me to year , thanks again. Ill let you know what is found , my better look at me from others eyes , a new exciting approach my teacher has wanting me to do, im feeling safe to day that ill get some real feedback here.

Much thanks again, “ um” friends.

Abecrombie

IF I WERE THE PRESIDENT I WOULD SAY THIS AS A HOLIDAY SPEECH TO THE PEOPLE .
Its your election
Charlie Brown ... TAKE 1. [tap]



" My fellow Americans , I would like to propose to show the earth , a sacrafice from the inhabitants living on her, the ability to respond and to the holiday ,Give something back to her in return this christmas., That we all make a simple adjustment.
. Lets show the world we can set the example and help aid the planet in long life. Doing the things, great or small ,as long as it shows some effeort .

This year, as we want to impress the earth, unite our brothers and sisters who share the land,across America and everywhere . Its never been asked of the people to make such adjustments but I know that we can , and we will be glad we did. , and I would like to try and prove to everyone , including myself ,as should you ,I hope to challenge this , We will feel proud of our effort in the future of the planet, and our childrens, chilren. That will be the biggest gift of all, to have a earth. . We have an obliquigation to what we do, and now the time is telling us to give a little back. I'm not asking to cutt out all christmas lights , just the outdoor lights . Indoor lights are more safe in the winters due to outdoor winds prevoke and can start wildfires ,For that, they do more harm and damge alone to decide this in action .I call us to do this, this year as one thought and consciousness . We can be an example to the other countries that America can still have ideas in one peacefull consciousness , even if it breaks a comfort zone or seems a bit odd, A willingness to agree on just deccorations of lights inside only this year. Where it is warm and more enjoyable with the familys we share , wrapping gifts celebrating the time togethr . This would be a good, a feeling of accomplishing something as one country, after we can all see the actions of American unite in the recognition that the Earth is needing us to be a responsible . If we choose to simpley go without some of the comforts now in 2007 we will not take for granted the Earth in forgotten intent . I know this will be a great improvement in the times of hardship refrain from just the outside displays , Remeber the start begins here. With time ,indoors might not matter , the tree is all we need to deccorate with the family. Family and giving is what we want to remeber and we need the planet to be here, Lets show the planet we respond and act on the preventing of global warming in the every deed or thought, never forgetting where we came from.,Earth and her oceans why we are privlaged ,the resources she alwys provides. Stores ,...I encourage you expecially ,not to have the lights outside .This will be cutting back on fires and energy, and we still can have a colorful holiday season , inside the homes where I know they will be more appriciated. The onesthat do will do for the beauty of the giving and the joy is felt all over the globe.. It is the least I can do, to announcing this at this time ,where it needs to be a concrete. I know we will not regret this and in fact it will be an empowering but small sacrafice ,huge, if we all do it , every last person.
Thank you and god bless america
I will be testing you guys on a "pass or fail "grade . I kid , I'm a kidder ha.DIRECTER YELLS " get this comic dog out of my set !"
haha ,.



THEN WE ARE AWOKEN TO THIS,. ARRGH, ITS WHAT YOU GOT LAST YEAR CHARLIE BROWN, A ROCK. WRAPPED UP. A ROCK CAN MEAN A FOUNDATION TO BUILD A HOUSE ON. SOLID SECURE, BUT POOR CHARLIE BROWN WAS BALDING AS A KID, WHAT GIVES HIS LITTLE POOR HELL. LOL
" It a hellsinky new head of hair for charlie brown this year round" aughh, " charlie brown wishes he was bald for good , he declares , its a time for charlie brown to have a free america to be a cartoon again, its a tough retirement charlie brown.
.lol. at least snoopy was there , yippee and the red baron. the dog was a war pilot here, whats up with that. he had all the wartime gear.
even a feaky woodstock was always near. I loved snoopy.

[color="#FF8C00"]"CUT , THAT WAS GREAT OK THATS A WRAP, " THE [CHAIN KNEE] GOES TO WINTERLAND LIL BUSH TOO " DISNEYS KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THEM HUH?
Seriously though wouldnt that be a cool thing for a leader to do , yeah, just about now? I've even posted this on purpose so they can get a clue since its read by all seeing eyes we dont know who reads it but its no joke, is it. I would be making that proposal as If it was saying hello, goodbye , it was such a easy thing to automaticaly do the job of leadership wherever, Cosco, Target,
Maybe I have been waiting so long for encouragement , this is what I want to hear from someone who sits in the burger king chair.
You know what Im taliking about? I want to know ,.. is THIS ...WHAT PREVENTS ONE TO NOT EXERCISE THAT OPPERTUNITY TO MAKE A GESTURE LIKE I DID . I'm running for President thats it !!! Is it too late? AH !!! its toolate Charlie Brown. Arrgh ! I hope I dont get a rock again this year arrgh,.. Wheres my snoopy zombiedoggie , I'm going back into the cartoon world. lol[/size]