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Interesting title is it not? I mean that's why you are here really. It's okay, I won't tell anyone if you are secretly enamored with cat farts, or the mysteries in them. Actually there is no real mystery to a cat fart. Much like any animal, diet, and how much air you actually swallow in the course of a meal will determine whether or not you fart. Farting can be fun, unless you are on the receiving end of the green death bomb from Uranus. This actual blog has no real purpose really, other then to wonder how many people are gonna come and take a peek.

Lets name the different kinds of farts, and their deliveries shall we?

Crud Vapours.
Poo Gas.
Fart.
Flatulence.
Silent but deadly.
Dutch Oven.
Crop Dusting.
Green Death.