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A paint can of poo
Posted by jesspy , 31 August 2009 - 09:32 AM
Its not everyday you are told you are holding a potential bomb.
Well a paint can full of poo.
See as a pathology collector you come across strange things for example.....three days worth of poo in a can.
Three days worth of poo. Might not be much. But the gases you see they build up in a confined environment. The cans can bulge. Smells can leak out. And as my colleague told me today they can go BOOM! Like a bomb. I have not yet come across one myself. But as we sat around on a break my work mate told me about the horrors of canned poo. "The lid can pop in your hands" she said. "They blow in the car" Apparently the smell takes months to get out of the car.
I was instructed that if i ever came across one i was to treat it like an explosive. As quickly and as calmly as possible get it as far away from you and others as possible.
I hope i do not come across a can of poo. It was bad enough having someone open a lid to a small sample container to ask if there was enough inside. Yuck
Well a paint can full of poo.
See as a pathology collector you come across strange things for example.....three days worth of poo in a can.
Three days worth of poo. Might not be much. But the gases you see they build up in a confined environment. The cans can bulge. Smells can leak out. And as my colleague told me today they can go BOOM! Like a bomb. I have not yet come across one myself. But as we sat around on a break my work mate told me about the horrors of canned poo. "The lid can pop in your hands" she said. "They blow in the car" Apparently the smell takes months to get out of the car.
I was instructed that if i ever came across one i was to treat it like an explosive. As quickly and as calmly as possible get it as far away from you and others as possible.
I hope i do not come across a can of poo. It was bad enough having someone open a lid to a small sample container to ask if there was enough inside. Yuck
I am a vampire!
Posted by jesspy , 25 August 2009 - 10:21 AM
I am a vampire!
Not really but i do suck blood......through a needle.....okay I collect blood and other samples for pathology. You know when doctor wants you to get a blood test well the person taking the blood is me. Well its not me but.... look i take blood k.
Not really but i do suck blood......through a needle.....okay I collect blood and other samples for pathology. You know when doctor wants you to get a blood test well the person taking the blood is me. Well its not me but.... look i take blood k.
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