KainFall Posted February 22, 2012 #1 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) Ok, so this is weird.. The internet is saying Dewey Cox dosnt exist. Everyone knows that Dewey Cox Is real, Dah fauck Mayne, And yeh They do show a Picture of the real Dewey cox at the end of the movie.. And Johnny cash parody totally isnt going on. Oh and yeh SOMETIMES, Superstition. When you watch the movie, The scene of The real dewey cox with the picture of him dosnt show up. But if you pay attention to the movie and what he says at the end kinda makes the point. And after watching the movie I did some research to see where he was born when he was born and when he died, and all the information was on the internet, and now it isnt. Personally I know the story myself. But I want to know personal opinion, superstitions, and outlooks towards the situation and matter of his current status of non-existence and old status of existence. I mean, I know Dewey cox was King of America. Inconspicuously speaking following ""Henry Colemsanson"" Edited February 22, 2012 by KainFall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainFall Posted February 22, 2012 Author #2 Share Posted February 22, 2012 (edited) Not to mention the fact that my friends generally know my background and we watched the movie and thoughts are/were jumbling then like a year later I get a telepathic messege informing me of my disfalls and the downfall and discontinuement of the history of dewey cox and next thing I know a couple days later MY friends decide to watch the movie again and I noticed that they didnt show the scene where it shows the picture of the real dewey cox and I mention it an all of a sudden im in a trance and my friends are telling me a bizare story while im watching time be erased. Dah Fauck! Edited February 22, 2012 by KainFall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Only Posted February 22, 2012 #3 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Because we all know Dewey Cox was a totally real artist, who accidentally cut his brother in half with a machete, performs a song that becomes a hit in 30 minutes, becomes a punk rocker 20+ years before the movement was born, then becomes a 60s protest song writer, visits The Beatles and decides in a drugged out haze to make a rock epic, quits this to host a popular CBS TV show, before returning to the stage much later, after a rapper brings him back into popularity by sampling one of his old songs. Then he dies a few minutes after his great comeback. Yeah, he totally existed. Just his entire history has been erased from the internet because he is simply too awesome. Or it was a comedic parody. 50/50 chance I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlis Posted February 22, 2012 #4 Share Posted February 22, 2012 In case one or two fans want to read the "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Script" The dialogue transcript is at this >source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted February 27, 2012 #5 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Because we all know Dewey Cox was a totally real artist, who accidentally cut his brother in half with a machete, performs a song that becomes a hit in 30 minutes, becomes a punk rocker 20+ years before the movement was born, then becomes a 60s protest song writer, visits The Beatles and decides in a drugged out haze to make a rock epic, quits this to host a popular CBS TV show, before returning to the stage much later, after a rapper brings him back into popularity by sampling one of his old songs. Then he dies a few minutes after his great comeback. Yeah, he totally existed. Just his entire history has been erased from the internet because he is simply too awesome. Or it was a comedic parody. 50/50 chance I guess. This has to be what happened. I also received a telepathic message from Dewey Cox from beyond the grave. He is that awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKO Posted May 21, 2012 #6 Share Posted May 21, 2012 This has to be one of the craziest posts I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesseCuster Posted May 24, 2012 #7 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ok, so this is weird.. The internet is saying Dewey Cox dosnt exist. Everyone knows that Dewey Cox Is real, Dah fauck Mayne, And yeh They do show a Picture of the real Dewey cox at the end of the movie.. And Johnny cash parody totally isnt going on. Oh and yeh SOMETIMES, Superstition. When you watch the movie, The scene of The real dewey cox with the picture of him dosnt show up. But if you pay attention to the movie and what he says at the end kinda makes the point. And after watching the movie I did some research to see where he was born when he was born and when he died, and all the information was on the internet, and now it isnt. Personally I know the story myself. But I want to know personal opinion, superstitions, and outlooks towards the situation and matter of his current status of non-existence and old status of existence. I mean, I know Dewey cox was King of America. Inconspicuously speaking following ""Henry Colemsanson"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sensible Logic Posted May 24, 2012 #8 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ok, so this is weird.. The internet is saying Dewey Cox dosnt exist. Everyone knows that Dewey Cox Is real, Dah fauck Mayne, And yeh They do show a Picture of the real Dewey cox at the end of the movie.. And Johnny cash parody totally isnt going on. Oh and yeh SOMETIMES, Superstition. When you watch the movie, The scene of The real dewey cox with the picture of him dosnt show up. But if you pay attention to the movie and what he says at the end kinda makes the point. And after watching the movie I did some research to see where he was born when he was born and when he died, and all the information was on the internet, and now it isnt. Personally I know the story myself. But I want to know personal opinion, superstitions, and outlooks towards the situation and matter of his current status of non-existence and old status of existence. I mean, I know Dewey cox was King of America. Inconspicuously speaking following ""Henry Colemsanson"" Based on the disclaimer in the movie that the characters and events were fictional kind of sums it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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