Knight Of Shadows Posted June 28, 2012 #1 Share Posted June 28, 2012 am personally not a fan of babies and i don't know how to handle them for example when some one put their baby in my arms i don't know what to do with it swing it in the air ? put it on the shelf ? i have however found out a good instruction manual that explained to me that some of things i was doing was wrong hope other guys find it helpful http://www.funtoosh....handel_baby.jpg http://www.funtoosh....handel_baby.jpg http://www.funtoosh....handel_baby.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted June 28, 2012 #2 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Damn firewall here at work blocks ALL the fun. *pouts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted June 28, 2012 #3 Share Posted June 28, 2012 No Joke, I was in a store last week and there was a baby, all by himself, buckled in a car seat placed on a shelf. Guess the parents need a manuel like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 28, 2012 Author #4 Share Posted June 28, 2012 ahh you'd be surprised how many people out there .. like me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted June 28, 2012 #5 Share Posted June 28, 2012 ahh you'd be surprised how many people out there .. like me I can't imagine what kind of insensitive, sarcastic man would need a manual like this :pDogs are better than kids, AND men. Dogs are good listeners, and when they're bad, you can put them outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted June 29, 2012 Author #6 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I can't imagine what kind of insensitive, sarcastic man would need a manual like this :pDogs are better than kids, AND men. Dogs are good listeners, and when they're bad, you can put them outside. you can do the same to men when they're bad no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Shadows Posted June 30, 2012 #7 Share Posted June 30, 2012 you can do the same to men when they're bad no ? Sadly they always find a way to get back inside. I think I need to go hide in a cave or something.I showed the diagram/manual thing to my brother who has one on the way currently, and he threatened to print this out and laminate it. This reminds me of the time when I was little and I got hit by a car. I wasn't badly injured, but my mom's greatest concern was over the groceries I dropped, and she said "Well next time move, stupid!" Hey, that was the last time I got hit by a moving car at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted July 4, 2012 #8 Share Posted July 4, 2012 am personally not a fan of babies and i don't know how to handle them for example when some one put their baby in my arms i don't know what to do with it swing it in the air ? put it on the shelf ? i have however found out a good instruction manual that explained to me that some of things i was doing was wrong hope other guys find it helpful I don't have kids either, but I wasn't born and raised under a rock, lol. Let's hope you have aunts, nieces, sisters, female neighbours, female friends? One of man's favorite hobbies often results into' offspring, so a couple of those female 'acquaintances' must have had a baby they took care of. I don't own a car, but I do know that when I get in a car, I don't open the trunk and lay down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted July 5, 2012 Author #9 Share Posted July 5, 2012 I don't have kids either, but I wasn't born and raised under a rock, lol. Let's hope you have aunts, nieces, sisters, female neighbours, female friends? One of man's favorite hobbies often results into' offspring, so a couple of those female 'acquaintances' must have had a baby they took care of. I don't own a car, but I do know that when I get in a car, I don't open the trunk and lay down. but if you don't then what's the use of the car ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted July 5, 2012 #10 Share Posted July 5, 2012 but if you don't then what's the use of the car ?! So if you don't have a car yourself, but you step in someone else's car as a passenger, you open the trunk and lay down?? Or, maybe, because you must have seen other people do it thousands of times, you open the passenger door, and sit down like everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Shadows Posted July 5, 2012 Author #11 Share Posted July 5, 2012 (edited) So if you don't have a car yourself, but you step in someone else's car as a passenger, you open the trunk and lay down?? Or, maybe, because you must have seen other people do it thousands of times, you open the passenger door, and sit down like everyone else? you weren't so clear .. when i want to step into the car ? will i be dead or alive ? because if am dead i think i'll sit in the trunk Edited July 5, 2012 by Knight Of Shadows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramelin Posted July 5, 2012 #12 Share Posted July 5, 2012 you weren't so clear .. when i want to step into the car ? will i be dead or alive ? because if am dead i think i'll sit in the trunk Well, if you are a passenger in a car from the mafia, you might end up in the trunk, yes. Most probably they will 'help' you get inthere. Then later on they test how long you can hold your breath under water... but first you get a nice pair of concrete shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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