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Dear Dr Eldorado!


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i did. he said 'well that's nice honey' then started watching football again. im ALL ALONE!! D: i don't know what to do! should i call my brother? oh wait, he's the one whose wrapped in clingfilm on the dining table...

*puts on headphones and listens to recording of a pneumatic drill versus concrete*

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your meant to be helping me here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

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this is proving difficult. i have no skips near me, and no wet wipes. or bleach. should i put in in my freezer?

Do you have a wheelie bin? If so, cram it in there and hide it beneath potato peelings.

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Is the frame made of pipe? Round metal, flat? (I'm a marine plumber & coppersmith btw) You can't muscle it back it into shape?

If it's not buckled a heat with a blowtorch and some manipulation will fix it. If buckled, a cut & replace could work.

Best have a man do it, though. Some pipes ain't for heating!

Tubular I guess would be the best description (i'm not a coppersmith if you haven't guessed :D...mechanics and electrics, yeah, metal work, nah, i'm no good... ) ...it's bent where the engine mount sits, which is the hassle....i'm definetely not going to be able to muscle it back into shape tbh....there's a proper crease in two places where it's folded in under impact.....food for thought though, so.. :tu:

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your meant to be helping me here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

You need a mincer (food mincer, not someone who walks funny)...but you'll be there a while, but you can bag them up according to what meal you're going to make then..

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Tubular I guess would be the best description (i'm not a coppersmith if you haven't guessed :D...mechanics and electrics, yeah, metal work, nah, i'm no good... ) ...it's bent where the engine mount sits, which is the hassle....i'm definetely not going to be able to muscle it back into shape tbh....there's a proper crease in two places where it's folded in under impact.....food for thought though, so.. :tu:

If it's tubular and folded it's toast. Will need cut out or replaced entirely. Ask around. Sorry I can't be of more help, without seeing it.

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Ok I have another problem...one that I tried to google and could not find any real answers...

So..Dr El.....Ever since I can remember, any time I touched a balloon...soon after it made me feel sick... Even when I am not thinking of it.. like yesterday, my daughter had to buy a packet of pink balloons, she then asks me to help her blow them up... Forgetting myself.. I help her... Even drawing faces on the balloons ( yes I am a big kid lol )....soon after I felt sick, wanting to throw up.. It always seems like that after I have handled a balloon...!!!

Have you ever heard of that before? I cannot understand why handling a mere balloon can make me feel sick !!... I wonder if it is the stuff that coats the balloon ?

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Ok I have another problem...one that I tried to google and could not find any real answers...

So..Dr El.....Ever since I can remember, any time I touched a balloon...soon after it made me feel sick... Even when I am not thinking of it.. like yesterday, my daughter had to buy a packet of pink balloons, she then asks me to help her blow them up... Forgetting myself.. I help her... Even drawing faces on the balloons ( yes I am a big kid lol )....soon after I felt sick, wanting to throw up.. It always seems like that after I have handled a balloon...!!!

Have you ever heard of that before? I cannot understand why handling a mere balloon can make me feel sick !!... I wonder if it is the stuff that coats the balloon ?

I'd say it's that horrible stuff they coat it in. Makes me boak too.

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your meant to be helping me here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

Hush, child.

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I'd say it's that horrible stuff they coat it in. Makes me boak too.

Yea it must be.... I must start watching that show - How It's Made on Sky discovery channel.. They had how balloon are made on it ...

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balloons make me wanna puke, i actually caught something flue-y from blowing them up.

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doc, insightful waffles is flirting with me on another thread, but im an old man i need to wash the thoughts from my head Help!

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she is really..an im not middle age! in my head im 12

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doc, insightful waffles is flirting with me on another thread, but im an old man i need to wash the thoughts from my head Help!

Report it to the UM Moderating Team. Being sexually harassed by a 13yr-old. Tis a damned disgrace, imo.

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she is really..an im not middle age! in my head im 12

Sadly, both your head and your loins are not 12, or even 22. An older man has to remember such things.

p.s. lol

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she is really..an im not middle age! in my head im 12

now thats kinda creepy. not to mention wrong and perverted. :P

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one day i'll grow up, until then if you keep picking on me i'll get my dad on you

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Doc, I found the elusive higgs boson hiding in my fridge, what should I do?

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Doc, I found the elusive higgs boson hiding in my fridge, what should I do?

Eat it. And weep.

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I did nothing happened

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Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?

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Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?

Discard those branches and bring that supple trunk hither...

Oh wait, I'm not Dr El...

Sorry, I'll sit back down now... :unsure2:

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Dear Eldorado, I have off on Saturday night, being an unexpected schedule change and I have no plans. What should I do with my day/night?

Take a walk on the wild side.

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