None of the above Posted September 4, 2012 #1 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I think these really come into their own when you have a kid and have to decide if you are going to traumatise them by repeating these 'cautionary tales'. Here are a few that I remember: "Don't tread on the cracks in the pavement or the Bears will get you" "Stay away from the edges of the escalator and step off quickly or you'll get sucked under" "Stop pulling faces or the wind will change and you'll get stuck like it" Anyone got any? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Greenman Posted September 4, 2012 #2 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Wash behind your ears or you'll grow taters. Clean under your bed or monsters will grow under there. (Dad was kind of mad at Mom for that one. He lost a lot of sleep, over it.) Don't eat the watermelon seeds it will grow in you stomach. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah_444 Posted September 4, 2012 #3 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "Stay away from the edges of the escalator and step off quickly or you'll get sucked under" I remember this one! I still think about that every time I'm on an escalator. lol My mom used to always tell me not to step on top of sewer grates because I would fall in and be stuck underground forever. She now denies doing this, but I remember! I believed her for years and started crying when my cousin decided to prove her wrong one day. I kept waiting for him to fall in and when he didn't, I was furious that I had believed that it would happen. I rebelled by jumping on top of every sewer I came across for months. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockabyeBillie Posted September 4, 2012 #4 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Mine used to tell me the watermelon seed thing, too. Also to stay out of the woods or the haints will get you. Haint is the southern term for ghost by the way. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meryt-tetisheri Posted September 4, 2012 #5 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Mine used to tell me the watermelon seed thing, too. So did mine, but she included grape seeds as well, a cross-cultural scary tale?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted September 4, 2012 #6 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Go to bed or the floating balloon of death will get you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted September 4, 2012 #7 Share Posted September 4, 2012 My mom got the idea somewhere that playing in a sprinkler would cause polio or make me sick and susceptible to polio? She is a very intelligent woman, I have no idea why she thought this when i was a kid. So, anyway, I was the only kid on the block who could not play in the lawn sprinkler. From other kids not my parents: Don't swallow your gum or your stomach will stick together. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 4, 2012 #8 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Don't be licking the same ice cream as your friends... you'll catch germs. You can share with your Mum though. Mums don't have germs. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted September 4, 2012 #9 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Your giving away all the secrets of the ancients. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super-Fly Posted September 4, 2012 #10 Share Posted September 4, 2012 If you poor coke on pork worms will crawl out of the meat. LMFAO 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted September 4, 2012 Author #11 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Go to bed or the floating balloon of death will get you Whoa! Random and very dark! Brilliant replies people!!! *likes* to all for shared childhood trauma! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted September 4, 2012 #12 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Yeah my parents are scary lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted September 4, 2012 #13 Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) My grandmother used to tell me this one,and I think its based in something old,and where all seed stories come from . My grandmother was born in the 1800s so ...old. She always said to never swallow apple seeds,or an apple tree would grow in my stomach. Other kids knew this one as well,and from what I know now,a lot of seeds,including apple ,contain arsenic . If an adult swallows a small amt of arsenic ,it won't hurt them,but a child,even small doses are dangerous . Edited September 4, 2012 by Simbi Laveau 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 4, 2012 #14 Share Posted September 4, 2012 (edited) If you keep misbehaving you'll be sent to Maggie Murphy's Home for Bad Children where you are beaten senseless night and day by Cinderella's cousins who are even uglier and crueller than her step-sisters! And if that doesn't buck your ideas up, you'll be going straight to The Bad Fire *satanic music*. *normal music* (All for peein' in the sink... pfft) Edited September 4, 2012 by Eldorado 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted September 4, 2012 #15 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Brush your teeth or the Tooth Fairy will get uppity and want more. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meryt-tetisheri Posted September 4, 2012 #16 Share Posted September 4, 2012 What about the "mom will always know, cause moms have eyes in the back of their head"? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Archiver Posted September 4, 2012 #17 Share Posted September 4, 2012 I use to have my parents say that mrs McCreedy will come and take me, she was a scary old woman that locked me in a room and would let the monster that live in my wardrobe get me when I make a noise. 30 years on I still hate my parents for the trauma they put me through as a kid with this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic Chicken Posted September 6, 2012 #18 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The only one I can think of is "Back in my day, $1 bought you a week's worth of groceries!". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notoverrated Posted September 6, 2012 #19 Share Posted September 6, 2012 no but i did used to make of stories to scare my brothers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted September 6, 2012 #20 Share Posted September 6, 2012 My parents weren't too into scary wives tales, we got other scary as kids. But my grandma liked the wives tales. Don't eat seeds because they will grow in you. Don't swallow gum because it sticks in your insides. If you aren't thankful for your daily bread, you will soon find yourself starving for your ungratefulness. Moms have eyes in the back of their heads. Their hearing is better too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meryt-tetisheri Posted September 6, 2012 #21 Share Posted September 6, 2012 My parents weren't too into scary wives tales, we got other scary as kids. But my grandma liked the wives tales. Don't eat seeds because they will grow in you. Don't swallow gum because it sticks in your insides. If you aren't thankful for your daily bread, you will soon find yourself starving for your ungratefulness. Moms have eyes in the back of their heads. Their hearing is better too. I admit I used the "moms have eyes..." bit when my children were young, and for a while they almost believed it. It was mostly a matter of deduction, intuition, or whatever one may call it, but I could sense most of the time when my son was trying to smoke in his room even when I was too far to actually smell anything. Sometimes extra eyes do work! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted September 6, 2012 #22 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Hey,some great posts, mine was, If you dont eat All your dinner,you wont grow up..(hated carrots) so why did mum put them on the plate ?.. Spinach is good for you look at Popeye,(who in my opinion was a mishapen runt with huge arms,and a stick insect wife)..But the best one yet was from my uncle, who was a small chap of about 5 feet high,he used to say, put some Horse manure in your shoes or I'll be taller than you..(I never tried that one) but I found out years later that he had..ha ha.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Randomly Posted September 6, 2012 #23 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) My parents may have given me a few, but my grandparents were the main culprits. Don't smile at wooly caterpillars, if they count your teeth, your teeth will fall out.(My brother and I would go show them to my grandparents with our lips covering our teeth, trying to tell them we found a wooly caterpillar) If your knees were ticklish it meant you like girls/boys. Dont play with fire or you'll pee the bed. Edited to add: Raise your feet when you go over a bridge, to make the car lighter. Otherwise, we'd fall through. Edited September 6, 2012 by B Randomly 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninhursag Posted September 11, 2012 #24 Share Posted September 11, 2012 In My Country One Of The Most Popular Is: Don't Drink Black Coffee Or You'll Grow A Tail .. It's Interesting To See How Some Of Them Are Repeated In Different Countries And Different Cultures 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 11, 2012 #25 Share Posted September 11, 2012 (edited) "If you don't quit playing with that so often, you'll go blind. You'll also be helluva lonely." -- Grandpa. I wish I'd listened. *trips over pc cable* Edited September 11, 2012 by Eldorado 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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