CuriousGreek Posted December 16, 2012 #1 Share Posted December 16, 2012 (edited) Hey, boys and girls. I was browsing the Internet, for finding some good jokes, and i came up with some very funny last words. They're really funny and i decided to share them with you here. If you know anything else, that i haven't posted , feel free to add them. Enjoy!! Noo these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep. No, he doesn'’t bite! Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's trying to communicate... "Homicidal Tendencies"? Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you? Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital. It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du... Don't touch the red button! Gee, that's a cute tattoo. It's fireproof. What does this button do? So, you're a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. I'll hold it and you light the fuse. You look just like Charles Manson Let it down slowly. OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes I can do that with my eyes closed look ma! no hands! Hey that's not a violin. Don't be so superstitious. Don't worry, we outnumber them. I'll be right back. Of course it's safe! :lol: Edited December 16, 2012 by CuriousGreek 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synchronomy Posted December 16, 2012 #2 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Commonly heard in Texas: "Here, hold my beer and watch this!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted December 16, 2012 #3 Share Posted December 16, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousGreek Posted December 16, 2012 Author #4 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Commonly heard in Texas: "Here, hold my beer and watch this!" lol, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsra Posted December 16, 2012 #5 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Famous last words uttered at Little Bighorn, "Where'd all these Indians come from?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overdueleaf Posted December 16, 2012 #6 Share Posted December 16, 2012 here is one i found... "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." said general john sedgwick during the civil war right before he was sniped by confederate soldiers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousGreek Posted December 16, 2012 Author #7 Share Posted December 16, 2012 More like Arkansas, lol. Most commonly heard in Texas, "I don't have your money right now, Holmes!" lol. But to add to the random list despite location, "You know I'm really a guy, right?" lol ROFL at the second one :lol: Famous last words uttered at Little Bighorn, "Where'd all these Indians come from?" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted December 16, 2012 #8 Share Posted December 16, 2012 Commonly heard in Texas: "Here, hold my beer and watch this!" More along the lines of 'think I can hit the fence before the longhorn hits me?' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted January 2, 2013 #9 Share Posted January 2, 2013 There is an old joke in the Army about the three most dangerous things you will ever hear... 1. A Second Lieutentant saying "It's been my experience..." 2. A Major saying "I've been thinking..." 3. A helicopter pilot saying "Watch this!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter White Posted January 4, 2013 #10 Share Posted January 4, 2013 here is one i found... "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." said general john sedgwick during the civil war right before he was sniped by confederate soldiers I was just about to write that one! "Thomas Jefferson - still survives" - John Adams Thomas Jefferson died on the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNDGK Posted January 10, 2013 #11 Share Posted January 10, 2013 "Is that supposed to happen?" LOL These are hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectDigamma Posted January 20, 2013 #12 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I thinks she's asleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted January 20, 2013 #13 Share Posted January 20, 2013 "Trust me, I'm a professional.!!" and "I'm a skeptic, I dont believe in that" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted January 23, 2013 #14 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Might not be actual "last words" but there is a tombstone of a towns well known hypocondriac that states "I told you I was sick"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean93 Posted February 5, 2013 #15 Share Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) "Stingrays love foreplay" Steve Irwin. "What's that joker? You'll be back?...somehow, I don't think you will be" Batman at the end of the dark knight. Edited February 5, 2013 by Sean93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrant lizard Posted February 6, 2013 #16 Share Posted February 6, 2013 The Queen. "Charles? What are you doing with that pillow?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrainn Posted February 8, 2013 #17 Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) whlist running into a pole .......And ! For my next trick !!!!! Edited February 8, 2013 by rrainn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrLzs Posted February 8, 2013 #18 Share Posted February 8, 2013 Might not be actual "last words" but there is a tombstone of a towns well known hypocondriac that states "I told you I was sick"... Actually, that one is thought to have first come from Spike Milligan - he wanted it on his tombstone.. RIP, Spike - you made me laugh more than anyone ever has.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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