+OverSword Posted December 19, 2012 Author #4926 Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) SpiritWriter has so many body piercings that she jingles when she walks down the street and everyone thinks she's one of Santas Riendeer. Edited December 19, 2012 by OverSword 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 19, 2012 #4927 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Truth is, OverSword is one of santa's reindeer...He's the one dragging along at the back, getting all the other reindeers number two's in his face, as they fly through the air with the greatest of ease.......Or is that some dude on a flying trapeze???? Whatever....The other reindeer call him pooh face, self explanatory why really. Poof for short. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 19, 2012 #4928 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Blue Star cured my disorder that made me mention excrements of any kind in every single thread I’ve ever participated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 19, 2012 #4929 Share Posted December 19, 2012 (edited) Helen doesn't have body piercings ,but she claims to do them,for a small fee. She lures unsuspecting teenage fools into her lair...err home,and leads them into her basement ....where she keeps her "piercer equipment". She only has one thing she uses to piece ....,she pierces them with her favorite iron maiden . She bought the thing at Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale ....along with a few of Liz' favorite vein scissors . All those kids you see on the back of milk cartons ...yup. Helens "clients". Edited December 19, 2012 by Simbi Laveau 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 19, 2012 #4930 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale When I finally come into position where I will be able to quit my job, I will seriously put a sign on my office door that reads exactly that Maybe I’ll work with Simbi in her voodoo salon. She does your and your enemy’s hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbi Laveau Posted December 20, 2012 #4931 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Elizabeth Bathorys garage sale When I finally come into position where I will be able to quit my job, I will seriously put a sign on my office door that reads exactly that Maybe I’ll work with Simbi in her voodoo salon. She does your and your enemy’s hair. Marie Laveau (voodoo queen of new orleans) ,was actually a hairdresser you know . And you should see the stuff I got at Vlad Tepes garage sale .... You should admit it Helen ,you're a Twihard ,on team Jacob . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 20, 2012 Author #4932 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Simbi walks the streets of Manhattan collecting cats. Not because she's a cat lady but because she makes a pretty good living selling live cats to asian restaruants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted December 20, 2012 #4933 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Oversword owns over 500 barbie dolls. He's been collecting them since he was 7 years old, and a little girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 20, 2012 Author #4934 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Old Man Waffles lives under a bridge and makes horrible fartty sounds when people walk over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Waffles Posted December 20, 2012 #4935 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Oversword lives in a dumpster, only popping his head out to occasionally snatch cats and small children, so he has something to eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 20, 2012 #4936 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Marie Laveau (voodoo queen of new orleans) ,was actually a hairdresser you know . And you should see the stuff I got at Vlad Tepes garage sale .... You should admit it Helen ,you're a Twihard ,on team Jacob . I didn’t know. I’m ****en psychic. Useless info only. God forbid I’d pick up something useful. Old Man Waffles doesn’t ever eat. Hshe lives on air, sunshine and beauty. And liquid fertilizer, but we won't mention it because it doesn't sound profound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 20, 2012 Author #4937 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Helen paints her toenails so noblody can tell they're black and green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 20, 2012 #4938 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Noblody is my new favourite English word OverSword had herpes but only for two hours. That’s how long it took for viruses to realize where they have landed and to evacuate. Seven of them were crushed to death in stampede, which is admirable if you take their numbers and the intensity of panic into account. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted December 20, 2012 #4939 Share Posted December 20, 2012 (edited) Helen has gangrene on her face. It started in her mouth and gradually spread throughout the years. She finally went to the doctors, knowing she would have to deal with it soon (overswords coming over for christmas, it will be their first "official" date after months of cyber communication) she was horrified to find out she will have to have an emergency nose-indectimy.she hasnt told oversword yet (so I hope he's not looking - cross your fingers helen ) shes called the prayer hotline for help, she promised a lady shed get baptized in the name of jesus if she would donate her nose for surgery. Its approximately the right size and shape. The lady hasn't agreed yet, she said she'll pray about it and talk it over with her pastor. Edited December 20, 2012 by SpiritWriter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 21, 2012 Author #4940 Share Posted December 21, 2012 After reading that I'm from Seattle Spirit Writer moved here. Now she walks around West Lake Center scanning the crowd, wondering, 'which one could be OverSword, it must surely be one of the better looking men'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 21, 2012 #4941 Share Posted December 21, 2012 OverSword stands on a chair to make it easier for SpiritWritier to spot him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrainn Posted December 21, 2012 #4942 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Geezeee, Oh Low. That poor thing above,...yes its true... its an Octipiem upon her head. humm. I try & try to speak with her ah.. but to no aveil..... she screams ...wait .... what... who is tha......wait ... i can't... yes , it is all so true that she claims to be from Enland (ack!) however, I 've hear she's as Irish as me..... Oh low..... tisk-tisk..... Kackle!!! * it's not so cold here I a have arrived............* Edited December 21, 2012 by rrainn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 21, 2012 #4943 Share Posted December 21, 2012 rrain is not Irish. She was, but she was excommunicated after it was discovered she can’t sing or at least mumble one Irish song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 21, 2012 Author #4944 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I hear they are going to make Helen honorary Irish citizen because she drinks like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 21, 2012 #4945 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I already have Irish in-laws though one of my cousins. Not my first cousin, and it’s Australian Irish, but still, family is family and Irish are Irish. OverSword is fasting so he can’t toast with anything alcoholic. Therefore he takes the trash out because anyone else would get lost from here to the bin. Not to mention going back. With no flashlight. Or compass. Or map. Have I told you about that guy who drank the alcohol out of compass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 21, 2012 #4946 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) H of A never wanders of point, she's aways on the ball.....snow balls or any other alcoholic based drink that makes her ramble and tell tall tales. Edited December 21, 2012 by Blue Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 21, 2012 #4947 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Blue Star gave me that ball last Christmas. I kept it in the fridge the whole time, taking it out only once a week to cuddle with it and then put it back before it melts. That’s explains the chills Blue Star feels once a week and her strange need to hug the fridge. That and the illegal substances. I told you it will damage your brain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 21, 2012 #4948 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Helen puts gift-wrapped empty boxes under the Christmas tree. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 21, 2012 Author #4949 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Speaking of balls, ouija gives men blue balls for Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 21, 2012 #4950 Share Posted December 21, 2012 OverSword painted white “m” on each of his. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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