+OverSword Posted March 29, 2013 #1776 Share Posted March 29, 2013 wouldn't you risk falling down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 29, 2013 #1777 Share Posted March 29, 2013 That wouldn't matter because I wear those knee-length knickers that are extremely well-padded on the hips ...... would you like a pic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 29, 2013 Author #1778 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Do you even have to ask that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 29, 2013 #1779 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Has he fainted at the thought of it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 29, 2013 Author #1780 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Well, he suddenly stopped posting but can we be sure it’s the fainting business that stops him from typing at the moment? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 29, 2013 #1781 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Helen, what does it take to remove your mind from the gutter? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 29, 2013 #1782 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) Would it help if you behaved like a gentleman more often? Edited March 29, 2013 by ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 30, 2013 #1783 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Just how often can a gentleman misbehave ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 30, 2013 Author #1784 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Helen, what does it take to remove your mind from the gutter? An act of god? Just how often can a gentleman misbehave ? Could it be all the time, if he hurts only those who deserve to be hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 30, 2013 #1785 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Could it be all the time, if he hurts only those who deserve to be hurt? Would you care to come up with a list ? If its a long list you would have to pay for the baseball bat, you won't mind would you ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 30, 2013 Author #1786 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ah, please, would you mind if I put lipstick on and kiss it before first use? What wouldn’t I do for the sake of good luck and morbid humour? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 3, 2013 #1787 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Would you having children fall under the category or morbid humor? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted April 3, 2013 #1788 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Would you please be quiet and bow to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 3, 2013 #1789 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Are you trying to make me die laughing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 3, 2013 #1790 Share Posted April 3, 2013 is it working? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 3, 2013 #1791 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Would you die laughing if I did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted April 4, 2013 #1792 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Evidently its better than dying from hiccups or haven't you heard ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 4, 2013 #1793 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Are we supposed to be able to hear you hiccups all the way from Malaysia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted April 4, 2013 #1794 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Didn't you leave your window open ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 4, 2013 #1795 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) In this weather? You're having a larf, aren't you? Edited April 4, 2013 by ouija ouija Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 4, 2013 Author #1796 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Oh, so you can hear him, even with your windows shut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted April 4, 2013 #1797 Share Posted April 4, 2013 She should, didn't you tell me you can smell ouija all the way to Sucamore? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 4, 2013 #1798 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Is it wrong to share my delightful fragrance with the world? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 4, 2013 Author #1799 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Is someone who wears the same octopus since 2008 on her head the right person to answer that question? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 4, 2013 #1800 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Aaah! .............. you never tire of the smell of the sea, huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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