seeder Posted June 17, 2013 #1 Share Posted June 17, 2013 So...depending which story you prefer, we have this one: Nigella Lawson images 'playful tiff', says Saatchi "Nigella's tears were because we both hate arguing," Mr Saatchi reportedly said Art collector Charles Saatchi says images of him grasping his wife, celebrity chef Nigella Lawson, by the neck show "a playful tiff". "The pictures are horrific but give a far more drastic and violent impression of what took place," he reportedly told London's Evening Standard. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22935683 and a quote from another link with the full slide show of pictures of the event stated: "Saatchi launched a tirade of angry words. Four times he grasped her around the neck with Nigella, 53, looking powerless and petrified. At first he used only his left hand, then both. At one stage he tweaked her nose then pushed both hands in her face. Twice Nigella jerked her head backwards as if in fear. pics http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nigella-lawson-attacked-husband-see-1955564 Camera doesn't lie eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted June 17, 2013 #2 Share Posted June 17, 2013 narcissism drama wars ... they're both attention ho ho ho s ... though one is easier on the eyes than the other ... ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 17, 2013 Author #3 Share Posted June 17, 2013 well, her husband has now been cautioned by the police http://uk.news.yahoo.com/saatchi-cautioned-assault-nigella-lawson-223906830.html#hpmsR8K 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted June 17, 2013 #4 Share Posted June 17, 2013 great ... more photo ops ... soon Oprah will be calling Ms Lawson ... and she'll be teaching us a new way to make meat loaf ... just the way hubby likes 'em ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 17, 2013 Author #5 Share Posted June 17, 2013 great ... more photo ops ... soon Oprah will be calling Ms Lawson ... and she'll be teaching us a new way to make meat loaf ... just the way hubby likes 'em ~ what does such a horny woman see in a 70 year old anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted June 17, 2013 #6 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) what does such a horny woman see in a 70 year old anyway? she satisfies through food and attention... he satisfies through power trips and attention ... they feed off each other ... just like others do ... come to think of it ... name one celebrity couple ... just one that is not among these celebrity coupling of convenience ... don't bother .. it is those you don't hear about in the media ... the best example for the popularity bake off is Katie and Tom ... the whole world saw it ... and got it right ... right up to the day ... the book makers still hates them with a vengeance ... come to think of it now ... maybe there IS some good to all of this ~ dyslexia attack ` Edited June 17, 2013 by third_eye 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 17, 2013 Author #7 Share Posted June 17, 2013 she satisfies through food and attention... he satisfies through power trips and attention ... they feed off each other ... just like others do ... come to think of it ... name one celebrity couple ... just one that is not among these celebrity coupling of convenience ... don't bother .. it is those you don't hear about in the media ... the best example for the popularity bake off is Katie and Tom ... the whole world saw it ... and got it right ... right up to the day ... the book makers still hates them with a vengeance ... come to think of it now ... maybe there IS some good to all of this ~ dyslexia attack ` I think this vid says a lot. Paul Daniels was a famous TV magician in UK.. his wife was much much younger... Mrs Merton, a no holds barred comedienne posed the question of what a young woman sees in an older man....classic 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 18, 2013 #8 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Mrs Merton, a no holds barred comedienne posed the question of what a young woman sees in an older man....classic . ''tell me debbie, what first attracted you to the millionare paul daniels?'' class..... :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 18, 2013 #9 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I wonder if nigella's new recipe for 'battered wife' will be in her next book....? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 18, 2013 Author #10 Share Posted June 18, 2013 . ''tell me debbie, what first attracted you to the millionare paul daniels?'' class..... :-) yeh and its funny isnt it, you give me a 70 year old millionaire female and I bet I couldn't please her in any way.... in fact I bet I couldn't even get a morning glory.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 18, 2013 #11 Share Posted June 18, 2013 yeh and its funny isnt it, you give me a 70 year old millionaire female and I bet I couldn't please her in any way.... in fact I bet I couldn't even get a morning glory.. . but I bet you could spend quite some time sneaking up behind her & shouting BOO!! really really loudly..... :-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted June 18, 2013 #12 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Lovely for the vultures to just photograph an assault in progress and not step in and say "OI! Matey, keep your hands to yourself". Good on the other bar patron for stepping up and saying "bog off" to Saatchi. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted June 18, 2013 #13 Share Posted June 18, 2013 there's enough evidence for the CPS to prosecute saatchi for assault, but I wonder why the billionare was only given a caution....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 18, 2013 Author #14 Share Posted June 18, 2013 there's enough evidence for the CPS to prosecute saatchi for assault, but I wonder why the billionare was only given a caution....? maybe a donation to the secret policeman's ball 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted June 21, 2013 Author #15 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Looks like its officially over now, she has taken off her wedding ring and moved out. Good for her!! Reading the story it turns out her husband never ate her food and lived on cereal, as you do! "Nigella Lawson is seen without her wedding ring close to sister’s Mayfair home where she has been living apart from husband Charles Saatchi" Charles Saatchi repeatedly grabbed wife Nigella Lawson by the neck Nigella left their home in Chelsea on Sunday and hasn't returned Celebrity chef is facing pressure from managers to protect her brand Miss Lawson staying in Mayfair and seen without her gold wedding band Art tycoon dismissed row as a 'playful tiff' and says there 'was no grip' 48 hours ago Saatchi accepted caution to stop it 'hanging over all of us' Tracey Emin says critics of Saatchi 'have never been in love' Nick Clegg sparks anger after he described the assault as a 'fleeting thing' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2344946/Nigella-Lawson-attacked-Celeb-chef-seen-Charles-Saatchi-wedding-ring-on.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Waters Posted July 7, 2013 #16 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Update: Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson to divorce http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23216575 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Wearer of Hats Posted July 9, 2013 #17 Share Posted July 9, 2013 so basically "I'm divorcing her because she didn't defend me against being called a violent thug". Charming sort isn't it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d e v i c e Posted July 10, 2013 #18 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Good. Steam started coming out of my ears when I saw that idiot putting his hand around Nigella Lawson's throat like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted July 10, 2013 #19 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I really dislike pretentious, rich, b****es. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 10, 2013 #20 Share Posted July 10, 2013 I really dislike pretentious, rich, b****es. . like, and ****ing like again. . don't get me wrong, i'm all against hitting girls, always have been, but- A) if she were my wife, i would've protested most vehemeantly at the forced marriage, and- if she WERE my wife, id've slapped the b**** yonks ago..... . (awards himself 10pts for hypocrisy....) ;-) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 10, 2013 #21 Share Posted July 10, 2013 nick clegg is right of course, it WAS a ''fleeting moment'' . and boy, can i not wait to fleetingly assault that creepy little b******. momentarily. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted July 10, 2013 #22 Share Posted July 10, 2013 ~snip . (awards himself 10pts for hypocrisy....) ;-) better be in the kitchen with the spouse at all hours if she is the one 'preparing' all your daily meals ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrooma Posted July 12, 2013 #23 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) better be in the kitchen with the spouse at all hours if she is the one 'preparing' all your daily meals ~ . the women i meet all tend to be a bit mental 3i, and wouldn't be able to grasp the subtleties of poisoning, they'd most likely just opt for the easy 'beat him to death with a tenderising hammer' approach instead. i gotta start looking for women in libraries in future, instead of bars/asylums...... Edited July 12, 2013 by shrooma 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted August 4, 2013 Author #24 Share Posted August 4, 2013 well I decided to check out the latest... She had a 70 second divorce decision made... Divorced in 70 seconds: High Court judge ends Nigella's 10-year marriage to Charles Saatchi after she cites his 'continuing unreasonable behaviour' * Lawson was the applicant in the case which was heard this morning * Neither the couple or legal representatives attended the hearing * The pair now have to wait for a decree absolute which is expected to be rubber-stamped in September * Friends say she was always willing to try to rebuild the relationship * Their 10-year marriage ended after Saatchi was pictured clutching the TV chef's throat and tweaking her nose http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381781/Nigella-Lawson-divorced-70-seconds-High-Court-judge-ends-celeb-chefs-10-year-marriage-Charles-Saatchi.html GOOD FOR YOU SWEETY!! and...this is a bit odd - but as they say in the UK, 'theres nowt as queer as folk' Diners 'rush to eat at same seat where Charles Saatchi grabbed Nigella Lawson by the throat' * Customers 'try to book the same table where the assault happened' * Pair's regular table outside the restaurant has become a macabre novelty * Miss Lawson ended 10-year-marriage to Saatchi this week http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2383072/Nigella-Lawson-Charles-Saatchi-Diners-rush-eat-seat-Nigella-grabbed-throat.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2013 #25 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Good, no one (not even Miss Lawson) should have to put up with spousal bulling. Br Cornelius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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