Ever Learning Posted July 23, 2013 #5976 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Every one thinks mantis is the mastermind behind this operation but little do they know that AE pulls the strings mwah ha ha cough Edited July 23, 2013 by Armchair Educated 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 23, 2013 #5977 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) A_E is indeed a mastermind! This is because he does not have a body of his own and has to use tiny animals and other creatures to express himself. He has had a lot of time to develop his Master Mind because he has been stuck in the physical realm for thousands of years. Edited July 23, 2013 by shephardess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever Learning Posted July 23, 2013 #5978 Share Posted July 23, 2013 In all the realms, of all my existence, there has never been quite a creature as perplexing as shephardess. i have never doubted my control over other creatures, but shephardess makes me wonder who in fact is pulling the strings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 23, 2013 #5979 Share Posted July 23, 2013 A_E once lived an existence as a female spider in the hidden corners of the Taj Mahal . She/he was never discovered and although the webs were swept away every day, they were rewoven at night and A_E lived to a ripe old age (for a spider). It is here that the soul of A_E obtained great wisdom by listening to the conversations of many travelers and seers from all cultures. Beware A_E, flattery is his forte'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 23, 2013 #5980 Share Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Shepardess, in one of her earlier incarnations, was the acolyte charge with removing the spider webs from the Taj Mahal. She had to leave the order though, when elder adepts caught her throwing her broom at a helpless spider and screaming: "I'm gonna get you sucka! " at the top of her lungs. Edited July 23, 2013 by JMPD1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 23, 2013 #5981 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Ah, JMPD1, how could you betray my secret history? Especially after I rescued you so many times from the spider webs. How easily a lowly fly forgets his friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 23, 2013 #5982 Share Posted July 23, 2013 That was before I evolved into Mothra! Shepardess wandered the land after losing her cushy temple gig, trading her skills as a goose juggler for food and shelter, until she found new employment as Genghis Khan's nanny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 23, 2013 #5983 Share Posted July 23, 2013 After JMPD1 was eaten by the spider, which happened soon after I was vanquished from the Taj Mahal, he was reincarnated as a serpent. He made a nice living modeling for esoteric paintings and statues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 23, 2013 #5984 Share Posted July 23, 2013 After retiring to her Castle of Cold located miles above the moon, Shephardess found out that there were manti agents laying in wait however when they went to capture her, she safely escaped as the agents forgot that they left leg prints on the shag carpet which let her know they were there... how careless of you guys... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 23, 2013 #5985 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Mantis914 was so angry with his agents for botching the mission that he found females for all of them :0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 23, 2013 #5986 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Conveniently enough, Mantis found those females at Shepardess' Mantis Brothel, whose slogan is: "Our girls TAKE great heads" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 24, 2013 #5987 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Today JMPD1 had a bad pain in his abdomen so he went to the hospital. He was sitting on a table in the ER when the doctor came in and tripped, falling forward and cracking his head against JMPD1's head. Both were quite dizzy and disoriented for a while and then seemed fine except for one thing. Somehow when their heads collided, their consciousness switched places. JMPD's mind is now in the doctor's body and vice versa. JMPD is now checking symptoms on the internet and writing prescriptions and the doctor is in a mental institution, banging his head against the wall and screaming, "I am doctor Wong!, I am doctor Wong!". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 24, 2013 #5988 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Wemember, two wongs do not make a right! Shepardess applied for a job as my nurse, but I had to let her go. Whenever she took blood samples, she used a meat cleaver rather than a syringe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 24, 2013 #5989 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Yes, JMPD1 had to let me go because my blood taking procedure made him hungry all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 24, 2013 #5990 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Unfortunately, when I let Shepardess go, she was dangling 10 stories above the street. If I hadn't been so hungry, I would have been able to hang on to her. Fortunately, her fall was broken by a tourist group of failed weight watchers looking for a McDonalds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 24, 2013 #5991 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I was still holding the meat cleaver when I fell and the resulting carnage made JMPD1 so hungry he fainted and fell with a huge splat on the sidewalk. At that precise moment, his consciousness re-entered his own body in the mental hospital, however, Dr. Wong refuses to leave since he has nowhere to go so the two of them are sharing the same body. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 24, 2013 #5992 Share Posted July 24, 2013 And that is how Shepardess left us, leaving to pursue her life long dream of being a professional traveling kazoo player with the Zambian Philharmonic Orchestra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 26, 2013 #5993 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) JMPD1 finally got rid of Dr Wong by going to an opium house in Chinatown.* He was last seen hitchhiking to Seattle to start a new career as an exotic dancer in a cannabis club. *Not meant as an insult to Chinese people* Edited July 26, 2013 by shephardess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 27, 2013 #5994 Share Posted July 27, 2013 JMPD1 finally got rid of Dr Wong by going to an opium house in Chinatown.* He was last seen hitchhiking to Seattle to start a new career as an exotic dancer in a cannabis club. *Not meant as an insult to Chinese people* After tracking Shephardess to Seattle's Chinatown, it was quite easy as she was a rabid fan of JMPD's onstage antics as an exotic dancer. I now plan to send in my most fit Mantis as a dancer and woo her away for a second to place yet another homing device. This can't fail... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted July 27, 2013 #5995 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Mantis sleeps under a smelly piece of cardboard. He claims hes under cover. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted July 28, 2013 #5996 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Mantis sleeps under a smelly piece of cardboard. He claims hes under cover. After revealing my base headquarters, I had no choice but to send my Manti agents to detain the rogue Spiritwriter. After a brief gun battle, she managed to escape however there will be another time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 28, 2013 #5997 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) Mantis gave up a multi-million dollar fortune to become a tin-can collecting crazy cat lady, and threw a hissy fit to find Spiritwriter sleeping over his street grate. Edited July 28, 2013 by JMPD1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritWriter Posted July 28, 2013 #5998 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Jmpd is a mutant form of his previous self. He is triple the size (currently five foot ten) and only half as ugly but he still scares cat ladies in the dark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shephardess Posted July 29, 2013 #5999 Share Posted July 29, 2013 SpiritWriter has a collection of shrunken heads under her bed. She plans on giving them to trick or treaters on Halloween.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie.Lynne Posted July 30, 2013 #6000 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Shepardess used to have a collection of shrunken heads, until she traded them for an all expenses paid trip to Newark NJ and a package of stale PEZ. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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