The Butt Smuggler

[Eldorado]

Prison visitor looks and/or acts suspicious so gets a cavity search.

'Searchers found: two mobile phones, two batteries, pliers, two drill bits, eight pieces of hacksaw blade, five nails and three sim cards in his anal cavity.'

Source and nice photo of his swag:

http://www.crimelibrary.com/blog/2014/07/25/photo-prison-visitor-had-23-things-stashed-in-his-butt/index.html

He'll be the butt of jokes for rest of his life now.

[Keel M.]

People scare me with the things they shove up their bum. *shudders*

[George Ford]

That story reminds me of this one time at Band Camp..

[:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:]

I have a feeling the butt smuggler will soon realize the irony of his talents in the prison showers.

[amaterasu]

Excellent!! An @rse like a wizards sleeve ....I bet the searchers would have been more impressed if the anal hoard had been followed by a string of bunting, a bunch of flowers and a few doves for good measure

[StRoostifer]

Umm, wow! That's really all I can say, wow!

[DefenceMinisterMishkin]

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul..

*Goes to lube my butt

[StRoostifer]

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul..

*Goes to lube my butt

Whoaa! The instructions clearly state " do not try this at home!". Or anywhere else for that matter.

[JVG]

All I can say is ouch....

[little_dreamer]

How long has he been at this sort of thing? I imagine this takes practice. Or maybe I don't want to imagine

[:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:]

And now we are all faced with trying to top that impressive haul..

*Goes to lube my butt

Try not to clog the toilet once you're done LOL!