Community Status Updates
Got my new computer working... Do I seem faster to y'all?...
TaunNah... Had to go to my High School Reunion... Bunch of fat, old people I haven't seen in 45 years...
May 01 2016 06:03 AM
questionmarkYou mean: I wanted to go to gloat over all those porkers and old people?
May 01 2016 08:17 AM
lightlyall i see is a pink blur with antlers
May 01 2016 11:26 AM
Heads up! There's an interesting documentary on BBC2 at 1a.m. tomorrow. It's about some members of an expedition who kill a Himalayan yeti and then some other yetis try to exact revenge for his death. Actually ...... perhaps it isn't a documentary, more a film. Sorry about that! *blushes*
ouija ouijaWell, it COULD be .............
Apr 30 2016 04:21 PM
freetoroamIs it a cartoon...er documentary thinky?
Apr 30 2016 06:00 PM
Child of BastLMAO
Apr 30 2016 07:27 PM
Cranky. Lack of sleep. Lots of booze and sleeping pills. Too much coffee.
third_eyeoh don't scare the bunny like that ...
Apr 30 2016 01:51 PM
GreenmansGodBooze, sleeping pills and coffee appears to be the problem to me. They can be a deadly combination.
Apr 30 2016 02:06 PM
freetoroamWhat milk are you using in your coffee? I am no doctor, but I think you may have a milk intolerance which is making you cranky.
Apr 30 2016 06:03 PM
Yes there are things that go bump in the night, there are also things that bump back. Just don't get caught in the middle.
tcgramI asked the dr, "You do know where I work, right?" Now the hubby has a cold and I'm ready to move into the shed for a week.
Apr 30 2016 12:46 PM
Mark OneNah, ship the hubby into the shed :)
Apr 30 2016 01:16 PM
Mark OneAnd dont forget to invite the mother-in-law to come and visit him.
Apr 30 2016 01:17 PM
Will Elizardbeth, Queen Of The Reptiles, ever be unmasked?
tcgramIt will never happen, there are too many involved and they will not allow the unmasking.
Apr 30 2016 01:38 PM
acuteI fear you are correct, tc.
Our reptilian overlords have a firm grip on our society, using their tiny T-Rex hands.
Apr 30 2016 02:18 PM
Otto von PickelhaubeWell, you've just given the game away there. Which currently prominent and widely loved figure is famous for his tiny hands? Exactly. He's one of them too, see!
Apr 30 2016 05:40 PM
Otto von Pickelhaube
While little is known about this enigmatic denizen of the deep, researchers believe that it is likely to be an ambush predator that waits with its tentacles outstretched for an unwary victim to pass by.
Fit for office, of course.
Apr 30 2016 11:43 AM
LillyTentacles to the left of me, tentacles to the right me, here I am caught in the middle again!
Apr 30 2016 12:04 PM
Apr 30 2016 12:18 PM
If you do believe in God, then how do you get connect to God?
tcgramIndeed, I missed his comment the first time.
Apr 30 2016 12:47 PM
Apr 30 2016 01:52 PM
dlonewolf85I listen to Kanya... I heard a rumor that he's more 'influential' than god!!
Apr 30 2016 02:28 PM
So many superhero movies coming up.
seaturtlehorsesnakeand yet still no squirrel girl movie
Apr 30 2016 06:01 AM
third_eyeGroo ... we need a Groo Movie now more than ever ...
Apr 30 2016 08:43 AM
acuteOh em jee! I love Squirrel Girl!
Apr 30 2016 10:35 AM
Good minions are hard to find these days.
tcgramMine have run away, could you loan me a few?
Apr 30 2016 02:06 AM
AbyssWalkerI passed the anti-minion law of 2009. Sorry.
Apr 30 2016 03:14 AM
GreenmansGodYes, master, it is as you say.
Apr 30 2016 11:50 AM
Ive just read that 25% of UK women are on medication for mental illness... Now I find it quite shocking...and really scary...that the other 75% are running around untreated.
Apr 30 2016 02:10 AM
Apr 30 2016 09:42 AM
HawkinReminds me of the movie, Fatal Attraction with Sharon Stone.
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