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if you could ask jesus 1 question.....


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#16    ealdwita

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:49 PM

Any chance of mending our kitchen table?

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PS - How close did Mel Gibson get?

Edited by ealdwita, 19 February 2013 - 03:31 PM.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:02 PM

When are you coming back? And do you need a place to stay?


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:26 PM

View Postthe eternal me, on 19 February 2013 - 08:14 AM, said:

Rlyeh ....

could you explain what you mean please...
Jesus never spoke english, I've don't speak aramaic, hebrew, greek, etc.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:31 PM

He's had plenty of time in Heave to learn English.


#20    ealdwita

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:33 PM

View Postpraetorian-legio XIII, on 19 February 2013 - 03:02 PM, said:

When are you coming back? And do you need a place to stay?

Yes, don't go making the same mistake as last time - getting a bunch of Italians to put you up for the Easter holidays.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:33 PM

i would ask him what his favorite color is.
seriously


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:34 PM

View PostFrank Merton, on 19 February 2013 - 03:31 PM, said:

He's had plenty of time in Heave to learn English.
Being dead and all might make that a bit difficult.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:46 PM

Does everyone who look for you find you?

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:50 PM

View PostFrank Merton, on 19 February 2013 - 03:31 PM, said:

He's had plenty of time in Heave to learn English.

After all, his dad was an Englishman!

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:53 PM

Did the ancient aliens help you build your cross?

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:57 PM

What did you really say?  Plus why didn't you write anything down yourself?

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:01 PM

View Postealdwita, on 19 February 2013 - 03:50 PM, said:

After all, his dad was an Englishman!

I thought he was American, since he came down from Mount Rushmore to deliver the constitution to Ronald Reagan? :whistle:

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:15 PM

I would have to ask him why he allowed his followers to turn his love thy neighbour philosophy into homophobia, religious intolerance, and racial bigotry?

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:37 PM

View Postshrooma, on 19 February 2013 - 04:15 PM, said:

I would have to ask him why he allowed his followers to turn his love thy neighbour philosophy into homophobia, religious intolerance, and racial bigotry?
'I go visit Dad for just two thousand years and you all do this with my teachings?'

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#30    Jessica Christ

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 04:45 PM

When are you coming back?

Then I'd ask him to tell his followers to quit hating.





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