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#16    Lilly

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:20 AM

I wonder if anyone actually asked for their 0% off discount?

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 02:24 AM






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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:04 AM

View PostLilly, on 21 July 2012 - 02:20 AM, said:

I wonder if anyone actually asked for their 0% off discount?
I just can't imagine that was a legit sign LOL  It must be Photoshopped.  :lol:


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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:05 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:44 AM

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 03:47 AM

The cops thought they had the case sealed, but they didn't realize what they were up against...


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Posted 22 July 2012 - 02:31 AM

View PostbooNyzarC, on 21 July 2012 - 03:05 AM, said:

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Great sign


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Posted 22 July 2012 - 04:41 AM

I saw this on a church's Bill board.          7 days without God makes one weak.

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 04:24 AM

Don't forget the Engrish !

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 09:13 AM

This was on the doors of the maternity wing Push Push Push.  :clap:


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Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:11 PM

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:25 PM

That is funny! :tu:

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once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:19 PM

View PostAbramelin, on 22 November 2012 - 12:11 PM, said:

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Now thats what I'm talking about. :clap:


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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:30 PM

There's a couple that spring to mind...
A yellow one that says " No sharp edges" which is on my avatar shortlist.
And an other one on my Facebook timeline which is very oblique.
Put it this way you need to be from the general area to understand the humour.
A neighbouring town to Middleton is the focus of it.
I'm dying to post both of them!



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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:35 PM

View PostHarlequin Dreamer, on 22 July 2012 - 02:31 AM, said:

Great sign
They are referring to the band!
Well somebody's got to make sense of it.

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