odinsgrl Posted June 22, 2004 #1 Share Posted June 22, 2004 German 'Samurai' on the Loose in Woods Near Berlin Jun 18, 1:47 pm ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A camouflage-clad German man wielding a samurai sword attacked at least seven hikers in forests west of Berlin, performing sword tricks before ordering them to leave the woods, police said Friday. They suspect a 46-year-old local man who trained in martial arts and survival skills in camps in Papua New Guinea and Vietnam to be the attacker. "He's dangerous and has been hard to find because he wears camouflage," said Catrin Feistauer, spokeswoman for the Nauen police department. Police have used infrared cameras mounted on helicopters to try and track him down. The man pushed two elderly people off their bikes and, flashing his sword, shouted at them to leave the forest. He later tried to drive a young couple out of the woods. No one was seriously hurt. "It's frightening because the violence level has increased each time," Feistauer said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 22, 2004 #2 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Who else was thinking of John Belushi after reading this?..And now! Samurai Mugger!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffybunny Posted June 22, 2004 #3 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Who else was thinking of John Belushi after reading this?..And now! Samurai Mugger!! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! That was the first thing I thought of! I pictured a standard issue Samurai looking fellow with a little Hitler mustache... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomgirl Posted June 22, 2004 #4 Share Posted June 22, 2004 (edited) actually, for a while there I was thinking it sounded like Moe Edited June 22, 2004 by doomgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daedelus Posted June 22, 2004 #5 Share Posted June 22, 2004 (edited) (cough)rambo wannabie(cough) woo i have reached my 100 posts in 6 months how great am i!! Edited June 22, 2004 by daedelus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe eubleck Posted June 23, 2004 #6 Share Posted June 23, 2004 (edited) actually, for a while there I was thinking it sounded like Moe Verily , good Doomie. Thou art on to Moe's greatest scheme yet. It is the plan of Moe to continue attacking forest dwellers untill my demands are met. Moe is seeking for the plural emancipation of mooses wolrdwide. If the name be changed to Meese, than Moe shall surrender his katana. If not, many more senior citizens shall be pushed from thier bikes. So let it be written. Edited June 23, 2004 by moe eubleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 24, 2004 #7 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Hmmm. Meese, Mongeese..I'm detecting a pattern in your environmental efforts.. I'm guessing Geese will be the object of your next Holy Quest.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khadgoroth Posted June 24, 2004 #8 Share Posted June 24, 2004 (edited) Hey... i thought Tom Cruise was suppose to be the last samurai... damn it... holywood lied to me again *cries* EDIT: accidently left the second a out of samurai Edited June 24, 2004 by Khadgoroth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lottie Posted June 24, 2004 #9 Share Posted June 24, 2004 Who else was thinking of John Belushi after reading this? I was!! I find it odd that every other bizarre incident seems to happen in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falco Rex Posted June 24, 2004 #10 Share Posted June 24, 2004 I don't. My Mother is from Germany. Oddness runs amuck with her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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