FollowTheTrail Posted February 15, 2015 #1 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" and I felt really special. Then, she asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said: "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" and i replied ''Okay!'' She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked!!! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted February 15, 2015 #2 Share Posted February 15, 2015 ROFL! You're joking, right? Glad my birthday today was a better one I anticipated. I had a really busy day yesterday at work and with store inventory, the work load was so much to handle. After a hard day at work, I love to be at home with my wife and kids...my risk of divorcing her is low to zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FollowTheTrail Posted February 15, 2015 Author #3 Share Posted February 15, 2015 ROFL! You're joking, right? Glad my birthday today was a better one I anticipated. I had a really busy day yesterday at work and with store inventory, the work load was so much to handle. After a hard day at work, I love to be at home with my wife and kids...my risk of divorcing her is low to zero. LOL, no worries. It was just a joke! That's true. After a day of hard work, it's really amazing to come home and spend the rest of your day with your family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careful_perspective Posted February 15, 2015 #4 Share Posted February 15, 2015 HAHAHAHAHA that was a really really funny joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorna1969 Posted April 3, 2015 #5 Share Posted April 3, 2015 LOL funny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KariW Posted April 3, 2015 #6 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Good one! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ZZ. Posted April 3, 2015 #7 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Good one, funny! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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