schizoidwoman Posted April 17, 2009 #1 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Eight police officers serving with Scotland's largest force listed their official religion as Jedi in voluntary diversity forms, it has emerged. Strathclyde Police said the officers and two of its civilian staff claimed to follow the faith, which features in the Star Wars movies. The details were obtained in a Freedom of Information request by Jane's Police Review. Strathclyde was the only force in the UK to admit it had Jedi officers. In the Star Wars films, Jedi Knights such as Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda use the Force to battle the evil Darth Vader, who has strayed to the dark side. Read more... Jedi Knights in law enforcement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 17, 2009 #2 Share Posted April 17, 2009 You will give us your doughnuts..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted April 17, 2009 #3 Share Posted April 17, 2009 may the cuffs be with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #4 Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Getting arrested by someone with a light sabre.....would be rather exciting May the force be....................with you <--------give it a whole new meaning LOL... now that they are the law lol You WILL give us that bribe.........and you WILL put the cuffs on yourself!!! Edited April 18, 2009 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Silver Thong Posted April 18, 2009 #5 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Great, more cops with self inflated egos, what losers LOL. I can't wait for one of them to try and disarm a felon with the force. News headline, " Jedi cop kicked in groin using the force" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #6 Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Can you imagine if you were arrested by them........and they took you in for questioning LOL Jedi - Where were you last night around 9pm?? BM - I was .....at my mates house Jedi - WRONG........ we know your thoughts BM.......you were on UM wernt you?? BM - you didn't let me finish...I was at my mates house......on UM using their PC....so ha ha thats what you get for thinking you know it all Jedi - WRONG BM....you were at home....you wanted to go out, but had no baby sitter....so you sat on UM ffom your laptop making muppet posts!!! BM...Well then.....why ask?? Jedi - We like to use the force to kill time..........George Lucas isn't making any more Star Wars flicks.....we need the over time!!!!!!!!! Sorry folks just had to make up a lil jokey skit LOL Edited April 18, 2009 by Beckys_Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted April 18, 2009 #7 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Can you imagine if you were arrested by them........and they took you in for questioning LOL Jedi - Where were you last night around 9pm?? BM - I was .....at my mates house Jedi - WRONG........ we know your thoughts BM.......you were on UM wernt you?? BM - you didn't let me finish...I was at my mates house......on UM using their PC....so ha ha thats what you get for thinking you know it all Jedi - WRONG BM....you were at home....you wanted to go out, but had no baby sitter....so you sat on UM ffom your laptop making muppet posts!!! BM...Well then.....why ask?? Jedi - We like to use the force to kill time..........George Lucas isn't making any more Star Wars flicks.....we need the over time!!!!!!!!! Sorry folks just had to make up a lil jokey skit LOL george lucas and steven speilburg raped indiana jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InHuman Posted April 18, 2009 #8 Share Posted April 18, 2009 george lucas and steven speilburg raped indiana jones LEST WE FORGET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #9 Share Posted April 18, 2009 george lucas and steven speilburg raped indiana jones Yeaaa I know....which is why I am thankful I had the originals long before they did it lol I am surprized the Original 1978 Superman movie and the sequeals, wernt re-mastered too....sigh...thank goodsnes other directors didnt follow suit!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah snow Posted April 18, 2009 #10 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Love it, there must be so many now officially on paper, cos loads of students from my campus put Jedi as theirs too in that census a few years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted April 18, 2009 #11 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Doesn't really surprize me....who doesn't wanna be a Jedi Knight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah snow Posted April 18, 2009 #12 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Doesn't really surprize me....who doesn't wanna be a Jedi Knight! As I've never seen any of the Star Wars films, it's something I have no idea what all the fuss is about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf MacCanine Posted April 18, 2009 #13 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Doesn't really surprize me....who doesn't wanna be a Jedi Knight! A "Sith". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #14 Share Posted April 18, 2009 A "Sith". Thats the side BM would be on LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtemperate Posted April 18, 2009 #15 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I think on a side note, all police should be made to wear those brown robes instead of the usual police uniform....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #16 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I think on a side note, all police should be made to wear those brown robes instead of the usual police uniform....... I'd like to see them wear those robes too....but for reasons I cannot say lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordstanley Posted April 18, 2009 #17 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Somtimes I just don't know what to say, the only thing I can think of is the fuzz is full of themselves. Jedi police, what the hell. Yodi would kick their arses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted April 18, 2009 #18 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I'd like to see them wear those robes too....but for reasons I cannot say lol if you put them in robes and they dont do anything, theyll still have a bigger effect than fake police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted April 18, 2009 #19 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I think on a side note, all police should be made to wear those brown robes instead of the usual police uniform....... I'd be more interested in what they were wearing under them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beckys_Mom Posted April 18, 2009 #20 Share Posted April 18, 2009 if you put them in robes and they dont do anything, theyll still have a bigger effect than fake police. Bigger effect is right LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewinn Posted April 18, 2009 #21 Share Posted April 18, 2009 During the census pre 2001 enough people entered Jedi as their religion. So in the 2001 census they added a option to select Jedi. If at the next census a further 300,000 people select Jedi has their religion then Jedi will become an official religion in the UK and will be recognised as such. in the last census 390,000 people selected Jedi. pretty cool i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptid_Control Posted April 19, 2009 #22 Share Posted April 19, 2009 aha thats pretty awsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finity Posted April 19, 2009 #23 Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) During the census pre 2001 enough people entered Jedi as their religion. So in the 2001 census they added a option to select Jedi. If at the next census a further 300,000 people select Jedi has their religion then Jedi will become an official religion in the UK and will be recognised as such. in the last census 390,000 people selected Jedi. pretty cool i think. Come on guys, we can do it! I think they will just throw it out though. They kinda know people are messing about. If it does work though they will be required by law to build a Jedi church somewhere in the UK. Edited April 19, 2009 by Finity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Danger Posted April 19, 2009 #24 Share Posted April 19, 2009 first we change the police to jedi, next we'll change the armed forces to ghost busters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schizoidwoman Posted April 19, 2009 Author #25 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Come on guys, we can do it! I think they will just throw it out though. They kinda know people are messing about. If it does work though they will be required by law to build a Jedi church somewhere in the UK. I don't know about the US or UK, but Snopes reports that in Australia, the whole "official religion" thing is just a prank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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