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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#2971    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:06 PM

Banned for promises, promises...

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#2972    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:08 PM

Banned for I might weigh 500 pounds.


#2973    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:17 PM

Banned for: what are you? A Simmenthal BULL?

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Edited by ouija ouija, 21 December 2012 - 08:20 PM.

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italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/   

#2974    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:32 PM

Banned for you are what you eat!


#2975    Blue Star

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 11:43 PM

Banned for eating from bins and trying out other peoples false teeth.


#2976    acute

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:03 AM

Banned for not keeping abreast of her sausages.


#2977    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 04:57 PM

Banned for shaking the foundations of human anatomy I was mislead to believe in.

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#2978    ouija ouija

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 09:48 PM

Banned for discussing foundation garments in a mixed sex thread!

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#2979    susieice

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 07:52 AM

Banned for mixing the thread. Foundation garments...is that like your basic black? I'm not sure I want to know what sausage is wrapped in.

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#2980    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 11:33 AM

Banned for stop that sausage talk, after few metres of homemade smoked sausages and I don’t want to see the word, let alone an actual sausage near me for a month.

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#2981    cenobite

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 03:42 PM

banned because im sure there's a joke in your last post somewhere

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#2982    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:06 PM

Banned for I’m not.

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#2983    ouija ouija

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:48 PM

Banned because it's not quite Christmas yet .......

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#2984    ouija ouija

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:49 PM

View Postcenobite, on 23 December 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

banned because im sure there's a joke in your last post somewhere
Banned for a man in your position(see link) is hardly in a position to be making sausage jokes .......

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/   

#2985    susieice

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 04:51 PM

Banned for making me go look at that link. Eewwww! Now I don't want to see sausage for months.

"The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to sharpen."  Eden Phillpotts

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"I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here." Arthur C. Clarke