If you're like me, then you will have no problem consuming food before it goes bad, regardless how much leftovers you may have. But if you're like some people who have a tendency to waste food due to not being able to consume large portions before it goes bad, then I have some good news for you.
Experts at the U.S. Army Soldier Systems Center have developed "indestructible" food that they say will stay good for up to 3 years. Of course I know what you're thinking: Why only 3 years? But hey, it's a start.
I don't know about you, but the thought of eating 3 year old sandwiches just makes my mouth water. Mmmm...yum yum :s04
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sandwiches still good after 3 years
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Homer
, Apr 11 2002 07:49 PM
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 07:49 PM
אַ֭תָּה אֱלֹהֵ֣י יִשְׁעִ֑י
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 08:06 PM
Maybe if the choices were: starvation, cannibalism, or that sandwich...then I guess I'd eat the sandwich! :P
Good find, Homer :s1
(did it say British scientists had American soldiers try it out first? Clever!!! :D )
Good find, Homer :s1
(did it say British scientists had American soldiers try it out first? Clever!!! :D )
"Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has
found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
Helen Keller
found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
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Posted 11 April 2002 - 10:23 PM
[blue]They tried it on British soldiers, but the British soldiers realised that they don't have to eat 3 year old sandwiches, they could just go to the shops instead...[/blue]
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Posted 12 April 2002 - 01:44 AM
| QUOTE |
| "...sandwiches, which come in pepperoni and barbecue chicken flavour, to supplement battle rations..." |
Who knows what delicacies they’ll be having next. ::) Come to think of it, I can think of a few 'white' meat meals they could try... :sh
Mouth-watering stuff :s04
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Posted 17 April 2002 - 11:31 PM
If it preserves food for 3 yrs, then what will it do to the lining of your stomach? :s9
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Posted 28 May 2002 - 05:57 AM
Heck, I eat twinkies that are older then that....
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