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#1    Mr-X

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 03:49 PM

Check this out

Unbelievable but true !!!!!! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having  sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  :s9(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.  :s02(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick
or piece of wood at all times.  :s6 (A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.  :o (Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to  this?)  :s6
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other  hand, may be killed in any manner desired.  (Ah! Justice!)  :-/
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England  but only in tropical fish stores.  :s1(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.  (Makes one shudder at the thought.)  :-[
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
time.  (I presume this was a big enough problem that they  had to pass this law?)  :-/
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from  vending machines with one exception: prophylactics  may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in  places where alcoholic beverages are sold for  consumption on the premises." (Is that a great country or what? Not as great as  Guam!)  8)
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.  (In my next life I want to be a pig)  :s6
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150calories an
hour.  :s6 (Still not over that pig thing)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)  :)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)  :-X
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull  30 times its own weight and always falls over on its  right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the  govt. pay for this research??)  :-/
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.  (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ...  quality over quantity)  :sr
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.  ;) (I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.  (I know some people like that too)  ;)
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After reading all these, all I can say is....Damn
those Pigs.  :s01


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Posted 02 September 2002 - 04:19 PM

:s2 ;D

1) :o
2)pass  :s03
3)A brick???? :s01
4) well u could always go blind first ::)
5) :s1 I can see loads of men queing up for that job.....
6) Ahhh I must take my ex to Hong Kong!!! ;D
7)  :s2 of course mermaids......
8) :s4 very scarey enough u to put you off
9) :s02 looks like it
10) :s6
11)nah I think I'll pass  :s01
12)who'd want to? :s02
13) :-X
14)ahh is that wht Gene Symonds of Kiss is still popular?
15)Drunk Ants ;D ;D ;D
16)nymphomaniac Lions  :s1
17) I agree
18) again I work with some of them

Again Nice find X one to print out for work :s2

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 05:26 PM

                 Some of my thoughts as I read:
              :o    :s01    :-[    :s9   :s4  ;)     :s6    :s2
                  (not exactly in that order!)

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 05:40 PM

Lol :s2 V Good Mr X  :sk
Nah! I'm glad Human orgasims don't last for half an hour.
Just imagine trying to fake it for that long ;D


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Posted 02 September 2002 - 08:25 PM

great post mr x!


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Posted 02 September 2002 - 08:33 PM

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Nah! I'm glad Human orgasims don't last for half an hour. Just imagine trying to fake it for that long ;D


Yeah really, and trying to pretend you care for that long before leaving her ;D

I know the Guam deflowering and the Hong Kong revenge thing are both untrue, which leads me to think the entire list of jokes is just that...jokes ::)     still amusing somewhat.

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 09:43 PM

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England  but only in tropical fish stores.


:D

Another good reason why I'm going to study at Liverpool.  :s04

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Posted 02 September 2002 - 11:11 PM

          ...looking to get a big aquarium too,
             right,  Tommy?!   :s2

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         found no remedy for the worst of them all --- the apathy of human beings."
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Posted 03 September 2002 - 01:59 PM

:s2 :s2 :s2 Too right KC!!!

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"Superstition created all the gods and angels, all the devils and ghosts, all the witches, demons and goblins, gave us all the augurs, soothsayers and prophets, filled the heavens with signs and wonders, broke the chain of cause and effect, and wrote the history of man in miracles and lies" ~ Robert Green Ingersoll




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