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They Shaved Mario!


Griffon

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Some suits at nintendo headquarters decided Mario needs a new look...

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Now he's an italian with no facial hair... WHO'S GONNA BELIEVE THAT? They better not touch my Luigi....

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:angry2: BAH! its disgusting is what it is! whats mario without the stash?!

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I know! He looks, like, naked without it!

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even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.

Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger

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Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.

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Heh, I bet they could make a game out of this. Instead of the whole "Save Peach!!" thing its "Find his mustache!!". Heh, I can just imagine bowser taking his mustache and running away with it plastered on his face and giggling insanely. XD

MARIO HAS NO MUSTACHE!! IF YOU DO NOT FIND IT THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!

And, I hope Luigi is safe. They touch his stache and they are going down!

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haha bowser with an italian stash. Muahahahahahaha. I agree, Luigi beats mario by a LONGSHOT

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I'd like to see where you found that picture.

Is there a website to prove this claim? I only ask because I was not able to find one.

I don't mean to be so skeptical, but photoshop can work miracles.

Also it's so horrible I just can't believe it's true. :(

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Luigi rocks. :D

Some one made a topic about this same thing on a different forum I go to. I do not know where they found it but according to its url it came from this blog that I dont know the language of. It seems to be a gaming blog so it may be a horrible truth. :(

http://blogs.nofrag.com/McChicken/

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Luigi can go die,its all about mario,but now mario looks like a big fag without his mustache.Now everyones fav will be some tall shy,muscular,handsome Luigi guy,i hate luigi with a passion,i love mario,with a passion,but the new mario.....what a fag,i'm very dissapointed.20 bucks says nintendo goes bankrupt after this cause all the nerds will stop buying the games,so that means i will,and millions of others,and we all look the same too,i realised that after watching X-men 3

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BREAKING NEWS!!! After searching I just found these websites that say this was created by some french guy!

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/humor/mario-shaved-173684.php

http://spong.com/article/10065/Mario+-+Clean+Shaven?cb=469

And Luigi rocks. >_>

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Thank goodness it's not real! :lol:

I can sleep easy now.

Oh and Mario > Luigi.

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howdy....silly b****,your weapons cannot harm me!i'm the godamn juggernaut b****!!

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Im pretty sure this even made god mad. dont be suprised if the apocalypse is early this year.

LOL, haha. Yes, I'm extremely p***ed.

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even though I hate mario its sad to see his trademark look gone.

Is it possiable this game has a younger mario in it. and they only shaved him to show he is younger

Everyone has gone prequel insane, so a teen Mario prequel could be expected.

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OMG, that picture is horrible, how can you even put that up there? I'm going to find the one who did this and... wait, Wario had a crappy mustache, maybe... IT'S A CONSPIRACY! O.O Or maybe i'm just crazy, you decide.

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