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#16    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:03 PM

View PostSakari, on 17 March 2011 - 05:55 PM, said:

I would , but I don't know where you live......

Pop the zit on my buttocks......
I canít, since itís so hard to tell your head from your ass, Iím afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And whoís going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head?

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:08 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 17 March 2011 - 06:03 PM, said:

I can't, since it's so hard to tell your head from your ass, I'm afraid I might pop the wrong zit. And who's going to do the thinking for you if I pop that one on your head?

Find me a suitable host.

Everyone I know avoids parasites....

Find someone to think for me....

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:30 PM

View PostSakari, on 17 March 2011 - 06:08 PM, said:

Everyone I know avoids parasites....

Find someone to think for me....
I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass.

Put me out of my misery.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:34 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 17 March 2011 - 06:30 PM, said:

I thought that will be easy, but no one wants to marry a legless, armless guy whose only hobby is a huge zit on his ass.

Put me out of my misery.

I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim....

Make it stop raining..........

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 06:38 PM

View PostSakari, on 17 March 2011 - 06:34 PM, said:

I'm a bad shot......Hard to hold a gun in my mouth and aim....

Make it stop raining..........
I canít do that. I have to pee, period.
Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella.

Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 09:31 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 17 March 2011 - 06:38 PM, said:

I canít do that. I have to pee, period.
Besides, whenever I do stop the rain, someone dances, complains or even sacrifices a virgin or two. Buy yourself an umbrella.

Give me magical umbrella that will follow me on its own every time I leave it somewhere.

Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it!

I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it!

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#22    Sakari

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 09:38 PM

View Postglyndowers heir, on 17 March 2011 - 09:31 PM, said:

Sorry Mary Poppins still needs it!

I am peckish - Get me a 'bottomless coffee'and an everlasting ham sandwich to go with it!

I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those...

Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job......

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 09:58 PM

View PostSakari, on 17 March 2011 - 09:38 PM, said:

I am a cross of Mormon and Muslim ,I can't touch neither of those...

Someone find my son a car so he can have a way to his new job......

Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs

Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior!

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#24    Sakari

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 11:04 PM

View Postglyndowers heir, on 17 March 2011 - 09:58 PM, said:

Sorry but as an unemployed environmental warrior, that would be against my beliefs

Get me a replacement for the Rainbow warrior!

Sorry man , the Jeff Corwin is being used........

find me some arms and legs....

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 12:49 AM

But I'd get caught when I start gravedigging.

Dust off your chandelier.

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 07:18 PM

View PostUFO_Monster, on 18 March 2011 - 12:49 AM, said:

But I'd get caught when I start gravedigging.

Dust off your chandelier.
I canít, itís internationally still unrecognized but in my mind so real Gender Dusting Equality day, when men are traditionally presented with dusters and vacuum cleaners.

Forget vuvuzela craze.

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:24 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 18 March 2011 - 07:18 PM, said:

I canít, itís internationally still unrecognized but in my mind so real Gender Dusting Equality day, when men are traditionally presented with dusters and vacuum cleaners.

Forget vuvuzela craze.

can't I've bought 250,000 of them to corner the market for the olympic games

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:32 PM

Can't They'd never listen to me

Hunt down a deer for me

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:38 PM

View PostWolfpower, on 18 March 2011 - 10:32 PM, said:

Can't They'd never listen to me

Hunt down a deer for me

Can't - none left round here since some einstein reintroduced wolves!

Find the Key to my heart!

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 10:48 PM

Ahhhhh sry I think I just ate it...Should have given me a deer...

Can someone get my sleeping teeth? These are a bit sharp.

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