JollyJoeBean Posted August 17, 2015 #1 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Hi everyone... I study ghosts and the supernatural. My main interest are Ghost Photos. So I will be posting some of them regularly for your opinions. These are photos that are sent to me for review and I feel the more eyes the better when studying them. I look forward to getting to know you all! Just call me Joe. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted August 17, 2015 #2 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Welcome and enjoy your time with us. We tend to be mostly harmless. Other than the legal problems caused by Gnome refugees flying from the Sorcery League, but you will learn about that later. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollyJoeBean Posted August 18, 2015 Author #3 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Thanks BubblyKiss, well I guess I better learn about those Gnome Refugees before they lure me in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likely Guy Posted August 18, 2015 #4 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Heya Joe, whaddaya know! Welcome to UM. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted August 18, 2015 #5 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Welcome to the forum. Will look forward to seeing your pictures. Hope you enjoy yourself here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olate1 Posted August 18, 2015 #6 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollyJoeBean Posted August 19, 2015 Author #7 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Thanks everyone for the kind welcome... glad to be here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted August 19, 2015 #8 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Jolly good Joe ... say you in any way related to the Mr Bean ? ~ welcome aboard ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lioness_Heart Posted August 19, 2015 #9 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Hello, Joe! Welcome aboard! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollyJoeBean Posted August 19, 2015 Author #10 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Third eye... I'm not to talk about that part of the family. Alas_113... thank you! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted August 19, 2015 #11 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Are you any relation to Lord and Lady Haricot-Bean? (Old friends of mine.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollyJoeBean Posted August 19, 2015 Author #12 Share Posted August 19, 2015 No relation, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted August 20, 2015 #13 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Greetings Joe, Integrity and Truth are all we ask ,or the Skeptics will bombard you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealdwita Posted August 20, 2015 #14 Share Posted August 20, 2015 According to the Internet, you died in Poulsbo, Washington in 2001. Is there something we should know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+susieice Posted August 20, 2015 #15 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Hello Joe Welcome to UM! Skeptic or not, you'll find the conversation interesting around here, I'm sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 20, 2015 #16 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) Hello JollyJoeBean and welcome to UM… I am the Mooster of Mooseleaneous Knowledge and it is my responsibility to greet new members and explain some of the lesser known rules and regulations of this site (whenever I decide to get off my big furry hindquarters and actually do it)… According to our extensive – and always highly accurate – research, you may (or may not) actually be a ghost (or to be more socially sensitive – “Living Impaired”)… As such (if you truly are) there are certain rules and conditions that apply (or don’t as the case may be) to your condition – or lack of condition… All ectoplasmic secretions, oozings, flows or “dips” must be cleaned up and treated as a Class III Bio-Hazard… All such emissions of any form must be contained within an officially approved UM Mark 9 Bio-Hazard container (i.e. cardboard, milk container), and duly marked as to the date, type, quantity, contagion rating and flavor of said emissions… The area affected by the emission must be quarantined and marked off – with red licorice and lettered in purple crayon – for a period not less than half the average life span of an asthmatic African Tsetse fly… The collected and contained emissions must be brought for disposal to either the Central UM Office of Inquisition and Tourism, or the main kitchens – whichever is more convenient, not more than 2 working days after the emission occurred – unless that day of the week would be within three days of the Moon Titan transiting Saturn… In which case, just forget the whole thing and flush it down the nearest drain… All spectral moaning’s, clanking of chains, poltergeist activities and the urge to demonically possess toaster ovens, must occur between the hours of 9 PM and 2:15 AM Pago-Pago Standard Daylight Savings time – any such activity outside of these approved hours must be cleared through the UM Office of Sanitation and Cultural Activities… As a spectral Entity (if you truly are), you are exempt from the UM requirement to periodically dress in official attire (a frilly pink ballet tutu, scuba flippers and an American Football helmet - team is irrelavent) and perform the “I’m a little teapot” dance and song… You are, however required to dress in the alternate uniform of matador pants (free choice of color and sequins), Eskimo style walrus parka (hood down), Mexican Sombrero and military combat boots while you perform the “Hokey-Pokey”… Failure to do so may result in “severe penalties” - i.e. a month of “hanging out” with the mods, where you will have to trim their toenails, sharpen their horns and clean up after their secret “Mod Moots”… As a Spectral Entity, you will not be eligible to be housed in any of the copious, vermin infested luxurious oubliettes efficiency apartments, cells townhouse apartments, or creepy attics penthouses … Instead you will be housed in the specially designed array of empty wine bottles “Spirit Mansions” … While normal UM Members (i.e. “The living”) are required to learn and use ancient Hittite (written and spoken) in all official correspondence, you as a Spectral Entity (i.e. “Living Impaired” – if you are) are required to file all formal correspondence in both Ancient Hittite and Ancient Kassite… The Hittite forms must be filed through the regular UM channels, while the Kassite forms must be routed through the separate offices of your local SPOOKs Union (“Specters, Poltergeists, Orbs and Otherworldly Kreatures”)… Prior to your performing any Haunt related functions, you must abide with current UM regulations by reminding your intended victims of their rights as UM members (lurkers have no rights)… You must use this format: "Hellooooooo.... I am the entity known as (insert your identity here)", I am a member in good standing of SPOOKS International, local 638... I will be haunting you tonight. In accordance with Union regulations, and applicable local and national laws.... You have a right to a Priest and/or Priestess -of the religion or belief system of your choice.... If you do not believe in any religion - or have no established belief system one will be appointed to you from any available unemployed old deities.... Should you refuse any pro-offered religious representation - you're on your own... You have the right to scream - a lot... You may only have an exorcism performed after the required papers have been properly filled out, signed, notarized and filed in the appropriate local government office... No exorcism may be performed without first advising the entity performing the haunting - hereafter referred to as the "Haunter" - that the entity being serviced by the Haunter - hereafter known as the "Haunted" does indeed intend to request such an exorcism and that the paper work has been properly processed... Such paperwork and notification must be presented to the Haunters legal representation with at a minimum of three weeks prior notice to the date of proposed said exorcism.... Do you understand your rights as I have moaned them at you?" Just abide by these simple rules and you’ll find that your time here at UM (Unexplained Moosteries) will be both fun and educational! (No money back guarantee is offered)… Incidentally... In addition to our Mods we have the poster known as freetoroam who has been declared "Grand High Priestess of the First Church of Glorious Polkaness (trademark pending)" If you encounter her in the hallways of the UM complex, please treat her just as you would any Mod... Perform a full Hollywood style salaam - being careful to bonk your forehead on the cold stone floors loudly at least three times, and chant "I am not worthy" as loudly as possible until she tells you to move along... Happy Haunting! (if you are indeed a Spectral Entity – if not… Forget the whole thing)… Edited August 20, 2015 by Taun 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted August 20, 2015 #17 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Annexe to "Taun the Great Moose's" rules, You vill tell de Trut' at all times or vee haff vays of making you pork . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 20, 2015 #18 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Welcome Joe, I am, as Taun as explained, the glorious first grand priestess of the high church of Polo...sorry bare with me, just need to check what that mooster has put....ok Polkaness (trademark pending). I am looking forward to seeing the photos, I am actual a first grand priestess of the high glorious church of skeptics (trademark granted) bring em on Joe. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 20, 2015 #19 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Welcome Joe, I am, as Taun as explained, the glorious first grand priestess of the high church of Polo...sorry bare with me, just need to check what that mooster has put....ok Polkaness (trademark pending). I am looking forward to seeing the photos, I am actual a first grand priestess of the high glorious church of skeptics (trademark granted) bring em on Joe. I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk)... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 20, 2015 #20 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk)... Get up, you keep hitting my toe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted August 21, 2015 #21 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk) ... I'm not worthy (bonk)... 3 Bonks and you're Out .....UNLESS YOU CONFESS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taun Posted August 21, 2015 #22 Share Posted August 21, 2015 3 Bonks and you're Out .....UNLESS YOU CONFESS Of course I confess... ummm... er... what exactly am I confessing to?... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 22, 2015 #23 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Well to the cult JollyJoeBean. If you can handle criticism then you'll survive well here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVG Posted September 3, 2015 #24 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Of course I confess... ummm... er... what exactly am I confessing to?... It dosent matter because no one knows what we are talking about any way??? Welcome Joe as you can see you have been greeted by the official welcoming committee/inquisitors please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cookies and coffee in the main lounge. If I was you I would stay away from the oatmeal cookies with raisins? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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