emmy Posted November 25, 2002 #1 Share Posted November 25, 2002 when you get on a digital scale, it says, "one at a time please" Buttons on your shirt pop open and wound 7 people Restaurant takes down the "all you can eat" sign A waiter offers you an after-dinner mint saying that it's "waffer-thin" All those "Yo mama's so fat..." jokes actually apply to you You sit down and crush 5 small villages The moon begins to orbit you instead of Earth when you walk in high heels, you strike oil The Town requires that you apply for a variance to remove your pants When you explode Your friends spot you on the TV weather map President personally asks you to save some turkey for the USA for Thanksgiving Started buffet at breakfast and it is now closing time. Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurant suddenly closes when they see you approach You can't get through the bathroom door when you jump rope people evacuate the city Spielberg is filming you for footage of his remake of "The Blob" Floorboards creak every time you take a step The waiter comes out and says, "Sir, you've eaten too much." Ur willy's been missing for 2 yrs- long enough to claim it legally dead. when you go to an all you can eat buffet, they charge you double you get a hernia without moving You have to unbutton your pants to sit down. you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out your belt size is the equator Your chin is starting to resemble rosanne barr Your wanted photo is placed in the local buffet. The \"All you can eat\" buffet across the street is now bankrupt You sat down at the table 3 days ago, and your check hasn't come yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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