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#16    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:13 PM

I'll throw in these toenail clippings on found on the interwebs. :P

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:16 PM

I threw up in my mouth a little.  I'll throw that into the gross jar.


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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:20 PM

Perfect!
Now... does anyone have haemorrhoids? Just asking, because it doesn’t hurt to ask but it does hurt to squeeze one :lol:

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:47 PM

GROSS!


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Posted 26 October 2010 - 07:49 PM

heheheheheheee...

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:18 PM

 Helen of Annoy, on 26 October 2010 - 07:20 PM, said:

Perfect!
Now... does anyone have haemorrhoids? Just asking, because it doesn’t hurt to ask but it does hurt to squeeze one :lol:

Just...  :blink:

Helen I'm starting to believe you live in hell  :P

Edited by Lcvec, 26 October 2010 - 08:19 PM.


#22    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:25 PM

 Lcvec, on 26 October 2010 - 08:18 PM, said:

Just...  :blink:

Helen I'm starting to believe you live in hell  :P
Yeah, well, never mind that, throw something in this damn jar, help me bury the damn ‘roids before mods take a look in here and throw me and the jar out to cool. And cool is not good for gross jars, they need warmth.

Here, few cotton buds. Almost clean, I already cleaned my ears by using earphones... hmm... earphones too.

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:33 PM

:lol:
All right, I'll throw in more dirty cotton buds then, I just happen to have a few here...they're still warm!

Edited by Lcvec, 26 October 2010 - 08:34 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2010 - 08:38 PM

:D
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Posted 26 October 2010 - 09:03 PM

My dog had some poop stuck to her fluffy butt fur... I've clipped it out, I'm a throwin' it in!

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Posted 26 October 2010 - 09:22 PM

Yall can have the two clear, pinky finger sized plastic tubes the doctor just pulled out of my nose, that have been living in there for the last few weeks after surgery. Well, they were clear when he put them in, anyway. You're welcome!  P.S. be sweet to my babies because I swear I was giving BIRTH out my nostrils when he yanked them. "This will just be mildly uncomfortable." Really?

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 12:01 PM

I throw in some lovely smelly cat sick.

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 01:46 PM

 queen.overthink, on 27 October 2010 - 12:01 PM, said:

I throw in some lovely smelly cat sick.


Cleaning out the birdie cage.  I'm tossing in the nice little crop of poop bombs...

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 03:49 PM

Throwing helen into the jar for having the sick urge to start this thread, which like a car wreck, I just can't seem to look away from!  Thanks Helen!


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Posted 27 October 2010 - 04:16 PM

Quick everyone, hold OverSword down and extract some blood from him.

There we go, a vial of pure evil to put in the jar :D

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