Archangel Oger Posted July 31, 2014 #1 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Just out of curiosity 'IF' you had killed or found a dead 'Bigfoot' and your one and only intention was to sell it. Who would you contact and how much would you ask for the body? My first contact would have to be to the Smithsonian. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted July 31, 2014 #2 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The highest bidder. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafterman Posted July 31, 2014 #3 Share Posted July 31, 2014 The first thing I would do is contact a reputable scientific group and have the proper tests performed on the body. Frankly you wouldn't really have to sell the body to make a small fortune off of the find. Just the story alone would be worth a ton of money. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imaginarynumber1 Posted August 1, 2014 #4 Share Posted August 1, 2014 1) Get a lawyer 2)Contact a university or Smithsonian to have body verified and thoroughly examined. 3)Post craigslist ad. 4) ???? 5) Profit! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supervike Posted August 1, 2014 #5 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Bar b que. Bigfoot burgers for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atuke Posted August 1, 2014 #6 Share Posted August 1, 2014 eBay starting bid at 10 million. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atuke Posted August 1, 2014 #7 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ....I paid $50 for a picture and a test tube of dirt where Patty walked in '67, so 10 million seems like a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted August 1, 2014 #8 Share Posted August 1, 2014 ....I paid $50 for a picture and a test tube of dirt where Patty walked in '67, so 10 million seems like a good start. I've got some droppings that might be from bigfoot, you want to buy them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 1, 2014 #9 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I've got some droppings that might be from bigfoot, you want to buy them? I got some droppings that are from bigfoot...wanna dispute it? We can compare notes, better still, we could start a business together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted August 1, 2014 #10 Share Posted August 1, 2014 I would get sponsors, buy a nice truck and trailer, and charge people $25.00 to see it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+DieChecker Posted August 3, 2014 #11 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters. Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakari Posted August 3, 2014 #12 Share Posted August 3, 2014 I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters. Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit. Exactly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 4, 2014 #13 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I got some droppings that are from bigfoot...wanna dispute it? We can compare notes, better still, we could start a business together. I named my dog 'bigfoot'. So I cannot be false. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Terreur Posted August 4, 2014 #14 Share Posted August 4, 2014 i'd contact Rick Dyer.... i think he'd pay a lot to restore his reputation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myles Posted August 4, 2014 #15 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Contact a lawyer Contact a university in order to meet someone who can help guide you Document everything (this would be some of the lawyers work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-C Posted August 4, 2014 #16 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) I'd do a lot of digging or burning or disappear. It wasn't "Bigfoot". Then I'd make my "Bigfoot" kill story into a book (a thriller) and hope for a screenplay. Edited August 4, 2014 by QuiteContrary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 4, 2014 #17 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I named my dog 'bigfoot'. So I cannot be false. Ah, you have got round this with a technicality. Please tell me you got a Chihuahua, that would be so cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbyssWalker Posted August 4, 2014 #18 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Ah, you have got round this with a technicality. Please tell me you got a Chihuahua, that would be so cool. Hey! you CAN'T PROVE I DON'T have a dog named 'bigfoot'! lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted August 4, 2014 #19 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) Hey! you CAN'T PROVE I DON'T have a dog named 'bigfoot'! lol. Something tells me you probably do. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and will not even ask for pics or blurry vids. You have converted me, i am a believer in pet Chihuahua`s called bigfoot....well one anyway. ps: for the record can we see a pic anyway....name tag and all? Edited August 4, 2014 by freetoroam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warrior1256 Posted August 14, 2014 #20 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I'd probably send in a big bit of meat to have the DNA checked, to see if I'd actually murdered a deformed person, before I started yelling about it from the rafters. Then I'd give it away for free. What you could get for selling it would be pocket change to the book deal and TV show circuit. Sounds like a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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