Still Waters Posted March 18, 2010 #1 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C., to become the nation's first vampire president, reports CBS affiliate WTSP.Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre. "I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. "It's good to be me." "The Impaler" claims he's a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula. Read more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voyager10 Posted March 18, 2010 #2 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Slashing the deficit! Vampire 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Angel Posted March 18, 2010 #3 Share Posted March 18, 2010 (edited) So what are his political views? Anyone is better than Obama Edited March 18, 2010 by Extinction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted March 18, 2010 #4 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I have been waiting my whole life for this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormcrow Posted March 19, 2010 #5 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This is messed up in so many ways. Did anyone related to this guy think at all to get him a trip to the local psych? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaka5 Posted March 19, 2010 #6 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i didn't think anything was gonna be funnier than Al Sharpton running for president, man was i wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbondo Posted March 19, 2010 #7 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm not even going to read the article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belial Posted March 19, 2010 #8 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Hold on a minute...i thought Obama was a vampyre anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+HerNibs Posted March 19, 2010 #9 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I'm not even going to read the article. Wackadoo attention whore with delusions and fetish runs for office. There. All points covered. Nibs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted March 19, 2010 #10 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I have been waiting my whole life for this. So you have waited your whole life for a sick perverted stalker vampire to be president? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormcrow Posted March 19, 2010 #11 Share Posted March 19, 2010 So you have waited your whole life for a sick perverted stalker vampire to be president? I believe she was joking. Maybe a little bit. *pinches fingers together* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magickaldan Posted March 19, 2010 #12 Share Posted March 19, 2010 "However, he also bragged about having numerous teen-aged girlfriends in recent years. The girls have also provided several skeletons in Sharkey's closet. He's accused of "brainwashing" a 16-year-old in Minnesota. The two were engaged until last month. Her family now has a restraining order against Sharkey and claims his texts to her violate it. He reportedly admitted to harassing another 16-year-old Minnesota girl online in 2009. He was arrested in Tennessee several years ago and is currently on probation from Indiana after he was found guilty in 2009 of intimidating a judge. He served six months in a Marion Co. jail before his release. Sources confirm the Secret Service has had to keep him on its radar, since he moves around the country." (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/15/national/main6300766.shtml?tag=pop) You think he's even gonna get close to the polls? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebirth Posted March 19, 2010 #13 Share Posted March 19, 2010 this guy sounds like a creep. hes from florida right? the sunshine state? sunshine kill vampyre? ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted March 19, 2010 #14 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I believe she was joking. Maybe a little bit. *pinches fingers together* yeah....though, I do have a bit of a vampire obesession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+HerNibs Posted March 19, 2010 #15 Share Posted March 19, 2010 yeah....though, I do have a bit of a vampire obesession Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Nyx_ Posted March 19, 2010 #16 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs I like you more and more every day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelusarcane Posted March 19, 2010 #17 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I have recentlty discovered that he aparently stalks and goes after 19 [and younger] year old females. He claims to be a vampire and threatens to impale people on stakes if they break laws if he becomes president. Though he wants to abolish aborition totally. There are some sites up by people of girls he's damaged over the years. One of them I think needs permanent psychiatric care. He's not from Florida, thought I do not know at present where he is actually from. He has tried in several states to run for political office while being in the run from the law and also angry parents of the girls he's gone after. I hope this one spontaniously combusts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieSymptom Posted March 19, 2010 #18 Share Posted March 19, 2010 This guy is madder than a bag of frogs. So at least he's well qualified for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eqgumby Posted March 19, 2010 #19 Share Posted March 19, 2010 i didn't think anything was gonna be funnier than Al Sharpton running for president, man was i wrong You ain't seen nuthin yet sucka'!! For PRESIDENT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 19, 2010 #20 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Me too, but NOT for emo sparkly vampires. Nibs Stop posting distracting pictures! Also, I just wonder how long it will take for Cetacea to find this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+HerNibs Posted March 19, 2010 #21 Share Posted March 19, 2010 (edited) Stop posting distracting pictures! Also, I just wonder how long it will take for Cetacea to find this thread... Huh? Distracting? *fully on topic - vampire that holds office* Nibs Edited March 19, 2010 by HerNibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 19, 2010 #22 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Huh? Distracting? *fully on topic - vampire that holds office* Nibs You are an evil, brilliant, evil woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted March 19, 2010 #23 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I was joking. I just used her to slag off the vampire president wannabe guy. He must have been watching too many films and wants to be like the head vampire... but they usually die. Anyway thanks girls for turning this thread into a "show your perv stashathon". Maybe us guys will start posting perv pics, then this thread will be swamped with hot females. (well pics of them anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen in the North Posted March 19, 2010 #24 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Anyway thanks girls for turning this thread into a "show your perv stashathon". Maybe us guys will start posting perv pics, then this thread will be swamped with hot females. (well pics of them anyway) I believe there's a purpose made thread for that here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eqgumby Posted March 19, 2010 #25 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I believe there's a purpose made thread for that here. My she-vamp trumps any of your he-vamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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