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Confessions of an American Illuminati


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As a fully paid-up member of the British-American Project, Council on Foreign Relations and the Evil League of Evil, I haven’t been this upset since that documentary “

” was released in the 1970s.

You have to understand: The plan was working perfectly. The European Union is tearing itself apart over Greece. China’s stock market is melting down and China’s government seems powerless to stop it. The edifice of Vladimir Putin’s power structure in Russia gets shakier and shakier with each passing day. It’s not like the rest of the BRICS are doing that great, either.

And no one knew that the Plunge Protection Team/Trilateral Commission/

was secretly behind all the madness in a plan provided to us by
to make a huge profit. Oh, sure, Vox’s Amanda Taub quoted a former opposition politician in Russia jokingly asserting, “the whole of power in Russia belongs to Putin, but the whole of responsibility for Russian problems belongs to Obama.” But no one believed that guy. China has been crying “hostile foreign forces” a lot recently, but no one in the Chinese educated classes really believed that assertion.

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Unoriginal satirical article is unoriginal. Thanks for quoting just enough for me to realize it's a waste of time clicking the link to read the rest.

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Yawn!

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Pfft, everyone with a working brain knows by now that the Illuminati and Freemasons are just Decoys...

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do!

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