A see thru toilet would have stopped me getting seriously owned last week..
I was busting to use a loo last week at a service station...and as theL says, I have probs in public.... so I was real happy that all the cubicles, and there must have been ten, were empty! GREAT Im thinking, so I chose the middle one...
then someone else came in....he could of sat in loo-1, or loo-10...but he sat in the cubicle right next to me in the middle.
Argh!!! and I was busting to go....but now Im thinking 'I hope he farts before me'...coz I knew mine would be noisy..... and I sat there clenching and biting my finger to keep from making any noise..
and then he said..."Alright mate, hows things?'. (and Im thinking who the hell is that?), but being polite, I said, 'yeh, everythings fine thanks'....
and then he said "hows your mum doing"... and I was thinking wtf? so I said, 'yeh shes doing well, thanks for asking'....
and i was so trying to recognize his voice... and then he said - "did you get that new beemer yet"...and now I was so confused and so with a louder voice I say "What bloody beemer? I cant afford a new car, and anyway mate, who-TF are you?"
Then this blokes head appeared at the top of his cubicle and shouted at me "Oi will you shut your gob mate Im on the bluetooth"
Edited by seeder, 09 January 2013 - 11:15 PM.
It's not the depth of the rabbit hole that bugs me... It's all the rabbit poop you stumble over on your way down...
“It's easier to fool people - than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes"