bmk1245 Posted September 4, 2012 #1 Share Posted September 4, 2012 A patent has been granted for an invention by which soldiers sealed inside vehicles during combat can dispose of their biological waste by firing it at the enemy http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2012/sep/03/improbable-research-waste-weapon-system?newsfeed=trueDamn, nasty stuff. I think our ancestors had something similar (trebuchets plus poo), if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super-Fly Posted September 4, 2012 #2 Share Posted September 4, 2012 New meaning to "Dirty Bomb". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashotep Posted September 4, 2012 #3 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Our ancestors would fling anything at each other including bodies of plague victims. This is just a new version of S**t hitting the fan. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted September 4, 2012 #4 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Im gonna guess that violates some kind of bioweapon treaty... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 5, 2012 #5 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) That **** is da bomb! No sorry that bomb is my ****... Edited September 5, 2012 by Junior Chubb 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnnwbb Posted September 5, 2012 #6 Share Posted September 5, 2012 brings new meaning to the phrase "eat **** and die" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
None of the above Posted September 5, 2012 #7 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Operation s**t-storm 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idano Posted September 5, 2012 #8 Share Posted September 5, 2012 popuri in the gas masks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharma warrior Posted September 5, 2012 #9 Share Posted September 5, 2012 "Silly Englishman! I fart in your general direction!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkLord Posted September 5, 2012 #10 Share Posted September 5, 2012 (edited) I somehow think that this must contravene the Geneva Conventions ban on chemical and biological weapons. Oooh maybe the are trying to come up with a new form of WMD (Waste, Manure, Dookie) Edited September 5, 2012 by HawkLord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasina Posted September 5, 2012 #11 Share Posted September 5, 2012 That brings up a good point though, human waste is just filled with all kinds of nasty little guys. I don't see this kind of weapon as a good thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfrmboy Posted September 5, 2012 #12 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Monkey's slinging poop !!!! LOVE IT !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Fluffs Posted September 5, 2012 #13 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Didn't some army fling dead plague victims over the enemy's walls in a catapult in order to break a siege? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkLord Posted September 5, 2012 #14 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Didn't some army fling dead plague victims over the enemy's walls in a catapult in order to break a siege? Yes. The Tartar army in 1346 catapulted the bodies of plague victims over the walls of the town of Kaffa (now Feodosia in the Ukraine). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minera Posted September 5, 2012 #15 Share Posted September 5, 2012 the whole thing is so stupid. goes to show you how little civilized we are compared to monkeys etc. The only thing we learned is how to develop technology to fling the crap farther. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockabyeBillie Posted September 5, 2012 #16 Share Posted September 5, 2012 The Japanese make steak out of it, the Russians throw it at their enemies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcalmebubba Posted September 5, 2012 #17 Share Posted September 5, 2012 lmao " hold on we'r out of ammo dude take a **** in the can quick eat more beans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis914 Posted September 6, 2012 #18 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Here's mud in your eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor manhattan Posted September 6, 2012 #19 Share Posted September 6, 2012 good idea, kill two birds with one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csspwns Posted September 6, 2012 #20 Share Posted September 6, 2012 the chinese would eat tat o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khaleid Posted September 6, 2012 #21 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I don't know about the demoralizing factor in this... If someone shot that **** at me and I survived, I'd be so p***ed that I'd actually go through great lengths trying to take out that specific tank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPETSNAZ95 Posted September 6, 2012 #22 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If the enemy gets any **** in their wounds or cuts they can die from it, good thinking really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lava_Lady Posted September 6, 2012 #23 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Hmm.. Serves a logical purpose, seems like the inventor should be receiving accolades for solving an annoying problem but... eww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varelse Posted September 6, 2012 #24 Share Posted September 6, 2012 If the enemy gets any **** in their wounds or cuts they can die from it, good thinking really Not sure about that. Antibiotics (500mg cipro) were issued to everyone in my battallion before we were deployed to the sandbox just to have on hand. That stuff could knock syphillis out of a philipino whore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Chubb Posted September 6, 2012 #25 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) That stuff could knock syphillis out of a philipino whore. Great way to describe the strength of a type of Antibiotic. Being from London I would go with 'Soho Slapper' instead though. Edited September 6, 2012 by Junior Chubb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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