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#1426    Hazzard

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 07:44 PM

View PostDEBUNKER, on 06 August 2010 - 08:37 AM, said:

If, finaly, an alien walked up to hazzard and gave him one of these...

... he would probably blow up lots of stuff, and then try to sell it on e-bay for a million bucks.  :lol:


Make that two TRILLION bucks... and yea, I might just try it before selling it, just to make sure you know.  :tu:

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 07:54 PM

View PostDONTEATUS, on 06 August 2010 - 06:36 PM, said:

I knew the Hoff was an Alien ! Who invited Him to our Party?

oh come on... you're bein mean now... i thought da party was for all um members... :alien:

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sorry but i cant reveal his username... :ph34r:

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 08:00 PM

Everyone can come to the party!

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But, I'm not drinking that green stuff...I have my standards, they're low, but I still have them!

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#1429    Hazzard

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 08:25 PM

View PostLilly, on 06 August 2010 - 08:00 PM, said:

Everyone can come to the party!

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But, I'm not drinking that green stuff...I have my standards, they're low, but I still have them!



Green stuff???  :blink:



I thought that we were having that ultra expensive Russian Vodca after touch down?  :tu:

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 09:03 PM

View PostHazzard, on 06 August 2010 - 08:25 PM, said:

Green stuff???  :blink:

I thought that we were having that ultra expensive Russian Vodca after touch down?  :tu:

you can't buy the alien drink... :P

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 09:08 PM

View PostLilly, on 06 August 2010 - 08:00 PM, said:

But, I'm not drinking that green stuff...I have my standards, they're low, but I still have them!

lol no worries.... :tu:

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 10:16 PM

View PostLilly, on 06 August 2010 - 08:00 PM, said:

Everyone can come to the party!

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But, I'm not drinking that green stuff...I have my standards, they're low, but I still have them!


I knew that Lilly had the DNA matrix all fingered out ! We are going to Have a Blast on the Sept Lunch  ! Launch or not we will All be on a Higher Plane I would bet?

By the Way DNA stands for Drink.Never.Admit .

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 12:06 AM

View PostDONTEATUS, on 05 August 2010 - 10:44 PM, said:

I sure hope so Its been down on the Crew Party Deck ever since I nabbed it from the Cren Research center last month!
Badeskov makes a Realyy Bad Margraita in it too! And you wont believe what it Spins outta the back side!  Put in a few Limes Out come Aliens!
Hazzard is gonna have a Hay day on this Trip!


Well, that explains it!

We've been racking our brains trying to figure out what caused all that positive elevator trim on landing!
Even Sally wasn't aware that we had a 12 ton blender stowed on deck 1!

Bade!
Why didn't you tell me that thing was there?????

It also explains the excess pitch thruster firing required to get us into ascent attitude during the initial boost to orbit....

Full ship inspection will be held prior to this month's landing test.
If I find any other undocumented equipment...well, I may smoke you!!!!!!!

Sally is now programmed to calculate all mass properties, and will be backing me up in my inspection.  She's already got the most incredible personnel recognition program...

Here's a snippet from the on-board recorder last week during trans earth coast, prior to entry maneuvers:


MID:  Sally, where's my co-pilot?

Instantaneous response....

SAL:  Peeing on deck 2, restroom 27, Darling.

MID:  Ah, OK, thank you, Angel.



Now, she can tell me what weighs what and where it is, and if we are out of balance!


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Posted 07 August 2010 - 12:09 AM

View PostDEBUNKER, on 06 August 2010 - 10:41 AM, said:

Fot that special occation, when we actually land safely, and see with our own eyes the hardware left by the Apollo astronauts I will open a bottle of the finest vodca.



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Whoop dee doo!
Sounds like something I'd be into, big time!


Maybe after the Apollo landing site tour is concluded (two days of exploration of all six sites...including, of course, the one we're landing at)!


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Posted 07 August 2010 - 12:10 AM

View PostLilly, on 06 August 2010 - 08:00 PM, said:

Everyone can come to the party!

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But, I'm not drinking that green stuff...I have my standards, they're low, but I still have them!


The green stuff looks like what glyn left on the flighht deck last week.

I'm with you....I'll take something a little redder...!

Edited by MID, 07 August 2010 - 12:10 AM.


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Posted 07 August 2010 - 05:34 PM

View PostMID, on 07 August 2010 - 12:10 AM, said:

The green stuff looks like what glyn left on the flighht deck last week.

I'm with you....I'll take something a little redder...!

That Green stuff will Go great with Dinner tonite Mid! B.B.Q Croc RIb`s and Pulled Croc on a Stick! :rolleyes:

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 06:27 PM

View PostMID, on 07 August 2010 - 12:06 AM, said:

Well, that explains it!

We've been racking our brains trying to figure out what caused all that positive elevator trim on landing!

Even Sally wasn't aware that we had a 12 ton blender stowed on deck 1!


12 Ton blender... :o


Curious, MID, as I havent seen the craft yet,... How big is this thing?


Any pictures avalible?  :)

I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 08:22 PM

View PostMID, on 07 August 2010 - 12:06 AM, said:

Well, that explains it!

We've been racking our brains trying to figure out what caused all that positive elevator trim on landing!
Even Sally wasn't aware that we had a 12 ton blender stowed on deck 1!

Bade!
Why didn't you tell me that thing was there?????

It also explains the excess pitch thruster firing required to get us into ascent attitude during the initial boost to orbit....

Full ship inspection will be held prior to this month's landing test.
If I find any other undocumented equipment...well, I may smoke you!!!!!!!

Sally is now programmed to calculate all mass properties, and will be backing me up in my inspection.  She's already got the most incredible personnel recognition program...

Here's a snippet from the on-board recorder last week during trans earth coast, prior to entry maneuvers:


MID:  Sally, where's my co-pilot?

Instantaneous response....

SAL:  Peeing on deck 2, restroom 27, Darling.

MID:  Ah, OK, thank you, Angel.



Now, she can tell me what weighs what and where it is, and if we are out of balance!

Yeah, While we are on the subject of Sally Mid

Are you sure you havent been using pre-owned parts on this boat?

Apart from her single lens com console layout and that Supposedly Faulty AE25 unit, I am sure I've seen her roving avatar component on another ship!

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And how come one of the shuttles in Bay 5 has  a sticker in the fresher unit saying:-
'Property of the United Federation of planets - if found please return to your nearest starfleet Base'?

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 10:50 PM

Thats nothing...  ^_^



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I still await the compelling Exhibit A.

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 02:54 AM

Now I know why Mid is keeping the Flight Deck Locked up So tight ! That what Sally Looks Like !
Im breaking out the cutting torch and Coming in Mid! :w00t:

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