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#16    mystery-man

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 03:32 PM

I never said I believed it. I said if it happened for real.


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Posted 20 July 2005 - 03:40 PM

Yeah, sounds like a real 'c*** and bear' story if ya ask me...

Sorry...I meant 'c*** and bull'. grin2.gif

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Posted 22 July 2005 - 02:33 AM

Thats kinda sick but also funny at the same time, I mean, a Girl Scout troup finding them?  How classic! laugh.gif

But, however, I highly dought this story.

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 08:09 AM

First of all, allow me to explain Arizona's geography to you....

Mt. Lemmon DOES NOT overlook Tucson...I mean even if you stood atop the mountain and looked in the general direction(because the damned distance is so great) you couldn't even see the outside highway.

Secondly, would somebody please do me the favor of explaining just exactly how far Flagstaff is from Tucson(aproxx. a three to four drive while driving eighty mph)

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It's not, I read it on snopes a while back.


Almost every folklorist I know(including my professor on the subject) has said that believing anything the Mikkelsons, or their site have to say is the first sign of chronic ignorance.

Just think on this; I was given a 'F' on a report I turned in for using information off their site, and the exact wording in the teacher's comments were "If you want to tell people what they want to hear, go to snopes again. If you actually want to dissect an urban myth, use sources that know what they're talking about!"




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Posted 24 July 2005 - 08:20 AM

SilentScream, you can have my children!

Besides, folklorists, there's a lot of journalists who hate snopes for all the people they deliberately misinofrm to the point of them being worse off than people who never heard the story at all. Click a search on google for snopes, and see how many journalists have online entries about their personal frustrations trying to correct people who got their facts from snopes.

And let's not get on a tangent about how many internet regulator groups and anti-defemation rallies want snopes taken off the web for their blatantly racist and culturally intolerant behavior. Not to mention that girl who was killed by someone getting her IP off the snopes forum when they were passing it around like candy.

The only reason to go to snopes is that if you're into racist jokes, it's a better site than somethingawful.com... otherwise, try to actually persue sources on the subject matter.

I also like that you have such good insight on Arizona. You from here?


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Posted 24 July 2005 - 08:35 AM

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Not to mention that girl who was killed by someone getting her IP off the snopes forum when they were passing it around like candy.

What's this? I haven't heard of this.

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#22    SilentScream

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 08:38 AM

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SilentScream, you can have my children!



Uhhh...I can? Well now I'll be speaking with my doctor bout this...


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Besides folklorists, there's a lot of journalists who hate snopes for all the people they deliberately misinofrm to the point of them being worse off than people who never heard the story at all. Click a search on google for snopes, and see how many journalists have online entries about their personal frustrations trying to correct people who got their facts from snopes.


Yes I know all about that...

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I also like that you have such good insight on Arizona. You from here?


I was, and thank god I'm not anymore.

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With a blinding light, a bolt of lightning struck the high point on the knoll, which happened to be the pre-med student's ass, and sought the path of least resistance --- straight down!


Okay since I overlooked this in my first post allow me to say something now...

The electricity from the bolt would have spread through him(him not being properly grounded) and left through her...

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Incredibly, he survived, but was in excruciating pain. The heat of the lightning had fused together flesh and latex so that the lovers were now stuck together like a pair of dogs. The girl, unfortunately, did NOT survive the lightning strike!


She would have had the highest chance of survival and though it would have charred and melted their flesh and the condoms, it would not have fused them together.

Now last but hopefully least...

The bear would have been repulsed by the smell of the natural lubricants from their bodies along with their sweat, and even if the bear did stumble across the two of them it would have mawled the med-student, while leaving the chick alone. Not to mention Arizona as a whole is mostly too bloody hot!!


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Posted 25 July 2005 - 10:28 PM

I have one comment for that story. Ouch.

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Posted 25 July 2005 - 10:44 PM

that story's sick

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Posted 27 July 2005 - 05:44 PM

ew...  THE DARWIN AWARDS is a fun book...some of the stories are quite disturbing but then i hear them elsewhere like this one...but its fun to read all of the idiotic things poeple did.... original.gif



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Posted 28 July 2005 - 04:05 AM

its a nice story wink2.gif ...if its a movie,it would be more nasty devil.gif

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 05:40 PM

now thats what i call a sticky situation......south park.


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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:39 AM

Whoa, what a story!  It's silly and gross, all at the same time.

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:52 PM

Thank goodness it's not real!!!  yes.gif

My hubby & I camp a lot!  And getting back to nature, usually brings out the "animal" in us!!! wink2.gif

And I'd hate to think that one of my most favorite things in the world, lightning, would destroy another one of my favorites!!!  blush.gif

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:30 PM

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