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#1    ealdwita

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:17 PM

http://www.dailymail...es-cricket.html#

You couldn't make it up - could you?

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:32 PM

View Postealdwita, on 26 May 2013 - 03:17 PM, said:

http://www.dailymail...es-cricket.html#

You couldn't make it up - could you?

Dr Who is a British National treasure!! How dare they! :)

I miss David Tennant being on there......


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:36 PM

One of the greatest mysteries there are (far bigger then anything the Dr investigated) is just how many people there are on this planet who really need to get a hobby (and a life)....failure to do so results in writing articles like that in the OP. Be warned people, boredom can turn you into a complete imbecile!

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:47 PM

View PostSky Scanner, on 26 May 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:

One of the greatest mysteries there are (far bigger then anything the Dr investigated) is just how many people there are on this planet who really need to get a hobby (and a life)....failure to do so results in writing articles like that in the OP. Be warned people, boredom can turn you into a complete imbecile!

To me, the greatest danger of this kind of article is that it provides those with a. an axe to grind, b. some kind of political agenda, and/or c. the IQ of a tomato, ammunition to fire in their quest to make their mark in history as some sort of celebrity folk-hero.

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:48 PM

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Mr Twain had no idea ....  :lol:



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' ... life and death carry on as they always have ~ and always will, only the dreamer is gone ~ behind the flow of imagination, beyond any effort to be still
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:59 PM

I agree, third_eye, but there are many to whom this kind of rubbish is confirmation of their own twisted mind-set!

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:12 PM

Here's another to make you laugh, or die.

"Tories look to limit the number of times you can see your GP each year."
http://www.dailymail...es-GP-year.html


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:12 PM

View PostSky Scanner, on 26 May 2013 - 03:36 PM, said:

One of the greatest mysteries there are (far bigger then anything the Dr investigated) is just how many people there are on this planet who really need to get a hobby (and a life)....failure to do so results in writing articles like that in the OP. Be warned people, boredom can turn you into a complete imbecile!


View Postealdwita, on 26 May 2013 - 03:47 PM, said:

To me, the greatest danger of this kind of article is that it provides those with a. an axe to grind, b. some kind of political agenda, and/or c. the IQ of a tomato, ammunition to fire in their quest to make their mark in history as some sort of celebrity folk-hero.

:clap: :clap:  Some people really need to get a hobby.....


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:16 PM

View PostEldorado, on 26 May 2013 - 04:12 PM, said:

Here's another to make you laugh, or die.

"Tories look to limit the number of times you can see your GP each year."
http://www.dailymail...es-GP-year.html

Combine GP's surgeries with funeral parlours!

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:17 PM

Australian academic Lindy Orthia, who compiled the anthology, concluded: ‘The biggest elephant in the room is the problem privately nursed by many fans of loving a TV show when it is thunderingly racist.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz2UPrFytr8
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'Australian academic'   is that what they call an oxymoron ?

Edited by itsnotoutthere, 26 May 2013 - 04:27 PM.

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:29 PM

should have paid more attention to these kids at school :

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' ... life and death carry on as they always have ~ and always will, only the dreamer is gone ~ behind the flow of imagination, beyond any effort to be still
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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:34 PM

View Postealdwita, on 26 May 2013 - 04:16 PM, said:

Combine GP's surgeries with funeral parlours!

With parking space for the Tardis!  The new white one!

(lol)

Edited by Eldorado, 26 May 2013 - 04:35 PM.


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:39 PM

Perhaps the next Doctor should be a black female one legged trans gender lesbian with learning difficulties.

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:47 PM

View PostEldorado, on 26 May 2013 - 04:34 PM, said:

With parking space for the Tardis!  The new white one!

(lol)


as long as you don;t take one inch of space away from this lot .....

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don;t mess with them ... you know well you don;t

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' ... life and death carry on as they always have ~ and always will, only the dreamer is gone ~ behind the flow of imagination, beyond any effort to be still
dancing in the ebb and flow of attention, more present than the breath, I find the origins of my illusions, only the dreamer is gone ~ the dream never ends
'

GIFTS WITH NO GIVER - a love affair with truth ~ Poems by Nirmala

third_eye ' s cavern ~ bring own beer


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Posted 26 May 2013 - 05:12 PM

View Postitsnotoutthere, on 26 May 2013 - 04:39 PM, said:

Perhaps the next Doctor should be a black female one legged trans gender lesbian with learning difficulties.
with an interpreter.

In an ideal World a law would be passed were NO guns were allowed and all those out there destroyed, trouble is the law makers are not going to take a risk of trying to pass that without making sure they are armed first.




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