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What does God want with 10% of cattle?
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, May 26 2004 07:53 PM
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:28 AM
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| God wanted 10% of the cattle that people owned because "He" liked having BBQ's and used to have lots of guests around to "His" pad |
...and vegtable are not yummy to BBQ...
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:39 AM
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:49 AM
Though if you look at Cain and Abel's little offerings to God, seems God doesn't like vegies that much. Although I would've recommended "He" BBQ some 
Hey Chauncy.....I like mine medium rare
Hey Chauncy.....I like mine medium rare
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:57 AM
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| Hey Chauncy.....I like mine medium rare |
Hey if you all lived in my area...I'd have every single one of you over for a BBQ!!
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 02:57 AM
Shishkabobs!!!!!!!! I'm just pretending that's how it's spelled.
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:01 AM
It was my understanding that the Jesus thread was the repository for dumping on others beliefs........why do we need more than one? 
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:03 AM
Hey Chauncy....your piccie there just answered another question for me. How they built the Pyramids. The Egyptians, being the brilliant geneticists that they were, engineered a race of giant ants which they used to carry all those stones.....then God threw them a BBQ 
Also, if you've read the novel of Big Arnie's pic "Total Recall", the aliens that built the Pyramids of Mars were ant-like
Also, if you've read the novel of Big Arnie's pic "Total Recall", the aliens that built the Pyramids of Mars were ant-like
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:05 AM
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| It was my understanding that the Jesus thread was the repository for dumping on others beliefs........why do we need more than one |
Well I believe they are supposed to be a depository for information. There is alot of opinion, but there is a lot of info as well.
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:08 AM
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| Also, if you've read the novel of Big Arnie's pic "Total Recall", the aliens that built the Pyramids of Mars were ant-like |
This would fit in nicely with the Richard Hoagland thread.
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:20 AM
Hmm... seems that open thinking and discussion... or anything that in essense might do even the least bit of harm to someones religion (ahem, christianity) is frowned upon by them... I dont get it though, for example: Dont we have every bit as much right to say God is evil as the others have to say God is good?
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 03:31 AM
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| I dont get it though, for example: Dont we have every bit as much right to say God is evil as the others have to say God is good? |
Let him have his little tantrum...
poor little schnookums....awwww.....
Too many people on both sides of the spectrum have fallen into this mentality that a full one half of the country are the enemy for having different beliefs...in a country based on freedom of expression. It is this infighting that allows the focus to be taken away from "we the people" being able to watch, and have control over government corruption and ineptitude that is running rampant in our leadership.
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People should be working towards fixing problems, not creating them.
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Posted 27 May 2004 - 05:39 AM
Since the relevance of this thread has been lost, there's little point in keeping it open.
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