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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3346    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:07 PM

Banned for I’m not assuming, I know, since I’m surrounded with apes. Insisting on gorillas among apes would be speciesism so...

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#3347    ouija ouija

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 08:24 PM

Banned for not having told us before that you live in a zoo ............ in one of the enclosures.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3348    Junior Chubb

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 08:52 PM

Banned for not recognising your neighbour from the zoo...  ;)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3349    ouija ouija

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:53 PM

Banned for not posting here often enough you .......... you ........... CHUBB YOU!!!!!!!

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#3350    tipotep

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:05 AM

View Postouija ouija, on 30 January 2013 - 11:53 PM, said:

Banned for not posting here often enough you .......... you ........... CHUBB YOU!!!!!!!

Banned for putting pressure on JC to post more , he's too busy in the mirror working on that .... that ...that ...thing head of his !

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#3351    susieice

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:43 AM

Banned for thinking that looking in a mirror would help. You need a wig Chubb.

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#3352    OverSword

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:57 PM

Banned because you were supposed to ban tip not chubb!


#3353    sarah_444

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:12 PM

Banned for being bossy!


#3354    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:44 PM

Banned for it’s good for his self-esteem. Each time he gets away with it, he feels a tiny little bit more scared but also tiny little bit more powerful. It’s just the way male brains malfunction.

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#3355    Queen in the North

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 07:59 PM

Banned because I'm surprised a male brain can function enough to malfunction.

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#3356    tipotep

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:45 PM

View PostQueen in the North, on 31 January 2013 - 07:59 PM, said:

Banned because I'm surprised a male brain can function enough to malfunction.

Banned for making male jokes , I can't think of a female joke right at the moment .... but I will ........


#3357    Paraweird

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:48 PM

Banned for not being sufficiently outraged by Queen in the North's slanderous comment!

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#3358    Queen in the North

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:50 PM

Banned because how can it be slanderous when it's true? :P

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#3359    Paraweird

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:52 PM

Banned for making me gasp with utter disbelief at your staggering lies! :P

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#3360    Queen in the North

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 09:55 PM

Banned for accusing me of lying when it is you, sir, who is making this thread into a house of lies!

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