joc, on 26 December 2012 - 05:22 AM, said:
We have a Big Yellow Dog and it snowed today, Christmas Day which it never does...and she is only two and has never seen snow...and she played and played and played in the snow and it was just hilarious watching her...running in circles and picking up her snowy ball and throwing it, it was just marvelously funny...
Please...continue on with more funny holiday stories:
Well on my mom's side of the family we're all a bunch of hicks, or at least we act like it, so one year when the family went up to my aunt's for the holidays, me and my cousins, we took this piece of cardboard and took turns tearing down the side of this snow covered hill on our asses. Oh, and this year I lit my underwear on fire. Everyone was out of my apartment in terms of visiting family, and I was about to go to bed, so I strutted into the living room in my lady-boxers to blow out all the candles, and I strolled too carelessly past one on a side table, and...well, let's just say being a bozo has it's downsides just like anything else. My mom's side of the family in general, especially when there's alcohol involved, it's like Jerry Springer without anyone to break up the ensuing mobs. All the guy cousins and men who married other cousins are on the livingroom floor wrestling, and one of my aunts is throwing a fit about having said grown men rolling around on her living room floor, and then there's half a dozen women on the couches talking, completely blind and deaf to the guys roughhousing, and then there'll be way too many people in the kitchen, and people yelling at other people to get out of the kitchen, and someone will start backyard soccer, and basically I'm just amazed the state of CA doesn't offer insurance plans for these events.
Have you ever done anything illegal?
American with an accent, Christian with a tat, sociopath with a heart, child with no mother, Lover with no Lover, confidently doubting, amused but not laughing, woman but child, feisty yet caring, sweet when not bitter.